$10 gas to brothel
$100 for next available hooker
Finding out next available hooker is your wife....FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
OMG this is hilarious!

And there's a Polish joke in here somewhere. I swear I can't breathe right now from laughing hahahaha
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From: 401
Sent: Jan 12, 2008 6:00 PM
Subject: WEIRD NEWS
WARSAW, Poland - A married couple was very suprised when they bumped into each other at a brothel: he as customer and she as employee. (Reuters)
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Here's the story from Reuters
http://www.reuters.com/article/email/id ... 2720080109
What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel
Wed Jan 09 17:29:06 UTC 2008
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
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