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Shawn's Mindless thoughts and half assed ideas thread!!!

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Ok So I guess you guys are sick of hearing about all the bullshit I be posting you know ( My thoughts ideas and me rambling about my girlfriend) So in this thread I wax on about whatever I want it could be politics could be my thought of the day. Your more then welcome to reply but if you you get offended my anything you have read I'm not even going your reply!!
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smjmcomic,


May 17th 2004


I feel pretty good about my gig this Friday I checked out the Venue On Friday and not worried at all I have a good feeling. I want to get paid so I can call myself a "pro" But I need atleast 15 people to show up anyone who knows me knows I don't care about money I'm not a greedy person I'd just like to do what I love and mke money off of it the idea just seems kick ass. I don't expect anybody to give a shit about this thread and thats ok with me.

My girlfriend's in Maui the lucky bitch I feel kinda bad cuz I kept telling her that her plane was gona go down. Right before she got on the plane she called me and told me that I was wrong and the plane had all its wings. I replyed with "Huh what? The plane can easyly go up in flames?" I know she's a keeper cuz she can put up with my fucked up jokes. I miss her like crazy but she keeps calling me and I keep telling her she's gona have a huge cell phone bill. Dumb bitch but she'll be whinning once she get that bill :lol:

I'm really excited about this Fruday if I do well it will really be a huge swager build up I could use all the swager I can get! Latly I just don't seem to be the comic I'm trying to be I sound flat on stage I just don't seem in to it. Its funny cuz I want this more than life itself but if you have seen my act latly you would not think it but I must say I should be ontop of my game friday!!


I can't fucking wait!
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smjmcomic,
Now this is what I'm talking about!!!!
Just stay positive man you will do good!! :)
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bingolong,


WE can only hope :D
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"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"

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smjmcomic,


That's wrong man. Plane jokes aren't funny. If you told me that shit, I wouldn't be on no planes.
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JTF,


I know sometime I just can't help it.
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Hang him already!
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Spears Video

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I really dig that new Britney Spears Video first she gets nude then she kills herself


YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!
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May 19 2004

Alittle advice for the guys

No matter how bad you want to hold her head under water for along period time DON'T DO IT!! There's a good chance her famliy and the courts wont understand ;) :lol:


I'm playing I miss that girl like crazy I told her today that there's a new rule in our relationship she can't leave town without me cuz it drives me crazy she agreed with me :lol:
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