Ladies and Gentlemen...The President of the United States

[billyb0y]

Here are some quotes from the President when he was trying to say something else.

THE PRESIDENT
”I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

"This has been tough weeks in that country."—Washington, D.C., April 13, 2004 (Thanks to David Huddleston)

"y the way, we rank 10th amongst the industrialized world in broadband technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America. Tenth is 10 spots too low as far as I'm concerned."—Minneapolis, Minn., April 26, 2004

"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."—Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter."—Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the—the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 (Thanks to Robert Hack.)

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure."—Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003 (Thanks to Tony Marciniec.)

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."—Speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

There are many more and they're all

http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/ - right here'

My God there are so many!!!!!!

[bingolong]

billyb0y,

Did America elect George Bush Sr's son or his former VICE -PRESIDENT D.Q.?!!!!

[billyb0y]

bingolong,
Damp the torpedo's I say

[billyb0y]

bingolong,
No wonder we're all alone in this GD war....he's offended everyone There's no one left.

[bingolong]

billyb0y,
Seriously!!!:lol:
It looks like they have books full of this crap on the site you linked!!
GWB is literally a joke!!!!

[billyb0y]

bingolong,
Bing It's an awful long page!!!


I can't stand it

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''—Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

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billyb0y,
You can't be that dumb and be president!!!That boy is definitely a puppet on somebody's string!!!

[billyb0y]

bingolong,
It worked


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[Anditsdeeptoo]

billyb0y,

my personal favorite is...

"Rarely is the question asked, Is our kids learning?"

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billyb0y,