An Englishman Abroad

Post by **garfy1974** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:02 pm

Y'all,

I'm getting married this July (I'm bored of fucking anyway)and part of my honeymoon includes two nights in LA (7th and 8th August - Sat and Sun).

Do any of you guys know if there are there any potential open spots that I could get onto for either of these nights?

Playing LA would be better than getting 'conkers deep' on my wedding night.

Failing that - any recommendations for 'must visit' comedy venues?

GB

Post by **smjmcomic** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:00 pm

So insted of "enjoying" the honeymoon you would rather do some stand up? Man! yer girl must be cool as shit. For one I'd rather shag all night

Post by **Gareth** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:10 pm

smjmcomic,

man... you can have sex anywhere. you can see some good comedy in LA

gareth

p.s.
besides... just screw whenyou get home from the show

;p

Post by **smjmcomic** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:23 pm

Theres good comedy in LA?

I'd rather screw before I head out to the show chances are all the non threatning pansy dime a dozen hacks would ruin my mood.

Post by **garfy1974** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:40 am

Well if there's no good comedy in LA now there definitely will be when I try to satisfy my lady.

After I try to bounce my meaty maniac against the fleshy walls of her padded pink cell you'll hear the laughter all the way to Peoria!!!