Cold Feet (UPDATE)

[tamra]

Murphdogg,
I'm sorry, it's just that THAT mofo JTF started talking about man is too good for 1 woman, and I had to part the room quickly and see that mofo EYE to EYE -- yeah we right here now , having some words, and the mafia kitty is standing right next to me w/a club.

but since you jumped in this mofo conversation, you may just get the attention you need. 2 for 1, and damn it ain't even my birthday!

boy I hate yall men I tell ya, I hate yall, but again, that's just sometimes.

but you alright Murph! I don't care what your mom says about ya, you alright by me. (tell that "bish" to stop calling me, I don't swing that way )

[Murphdogg]

tamra, like I can control who that crackhead calls after she's been up on a 3 days shoplifting spree

[tamra]

Murphdogg,
well try nucca, shooot!!! just cause she brought you in this world, don't mean you gotta back down.

(look...instigating and going in corner of room ta-hee-hee-ing now because his momma's about to open the whup ass stash on 'em, ain't nothing like an angry black momma)

[Murphdogg]

tamra, being publicly humiliated by a woman...damn I'm turned on right now..

[tamra]

Murphdogg,
see why we hate yall even when we're issuing beat downs, yall take it the wrong way.

ok boycott. let's all separate. men on the atlantic and pacific oceans, women on dry land until we can work this out.

[JTF]

tamra,

So what is that supposed to be saying? Men love their dicks, while women love their tits?

[Murphdogg]

tamra, alright you asked for it...you've got three titties...out of one comes milk, the other one OJ, the third just has a sign on it that says "out of order"

[JTF]

Murphdogg,

Nope. I think the third one is http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html - working just fine.'

[tamra]

to BOTH of yall: and pay attention because this one is gonna get deep:

YO MOMMA!!!!

[JTF]

tamra,

...is a kind-hearted and beautiful human being.

Thank you for bringing up a true example of a great woman.