Three things I can not STAND.....

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,


Man, you did NOT come to my offense, when Appaloosa said I need a shink BAD!
Yep, that ashes in the dishes shit is nasty as hell. My sister does that. She puts it in candles, the cats old food dish, in the plants - just plain ole nasty.



Appaloosa, You know what, I agree with you! I am crazy az hell!!!! You see the difference between me and other crazy people is that I ACT normal (hence my surname "hollywood"). I am a FINE actress. I am crazy, for real! And I am not afraid to admit it! But my Mom told me to keep it on the down low, so those dude don't come strap a white coat on me and lock me up in Bedlam. Truly, that T can NOt be FLYYY in no straight jacket!!!! But on this site, I let it all loose, cause I am incognito - they would have to find me first. If they ever did, I am going to point them to my neighbors house.... NOW that broad is crazy AZZ hell. She takes out her trash in her bra and panties.

Mister Gee, ;p
Baby, for you, I will wait 'till whenever for what you have to tell me, you sexy thang.

& JTF, I saved you for last!
I know I make a lot of typo's but my son's name is spelled correctly. & don't be making no jokes about him or I will get PISSED the F&()*(CK off, ya heard????? or maybe PISSED the F*(&)(&CK on....I don't know, since you be slanging your pissy ding ding every which way!
Your ass is CRAZY as hell and need a shrink! Why are you pissing all over the place? My cat does that, when he is trying to mark his territory. Once, he even pissed on ME. I BEAT his little azz. That cat stayed under the BED for four days. The vet said he only did that because he loves me. I said SHEEEIIIITTT, I don't need no pissy Pootie love!!!! Pootie is the cat.

So, when you come to Cali to visit me, I am going to get you a nice hotel room to stay in, cause if you piss on my toilet, I am afraid I am going to FALL out of love with you.

Now, quit that pissing everywhere, ya hear?

Now, I have a question for the guys,
When you do #2,3 and 4 (boo-boo, shitting, diarrhea), is your ding ding hanging IN the toilet or is it sitting on top of the toilet seat? And you sit down to do THAT, so why not sit down when you PISS, too??? is it so bad to sit down or something????? That is something I will never understand.

I tried pissing standing up once, thinking I can do anything a man can do - and I pissed all over my panties, legs, shoes, the toilet, the floor - hell I even had piss in my HAIR (yea, THAT hair!!!). I won't try that no more - woman do not have the right equipment.

I love you ALL, ya'll are CRAZY, just like me!!!! We ALL need shrinks!

[JTF]

tis2flyyy,

The dick goes in the bowl when you shit. I have a little dick, so I don't have to worry about it hitting the water.

As far as shitting while standing, you have inspired me! When I come by your place I think I might give it a try!

[bcddjjsc690]

tis2flyyy,
You kinda sound like the mother that put chili pepper on her baby's thumb to make him stop sucking it. As boys we all have splashed on a toilet seat or two. At home as a young man , Mom would make me clean it up ! .That's all. So if I didn't want to be cleaning the toilet seat everyday , I got better at aiming my hose .You lift the seat up , you do your thing ,and put the seat down.If you forgot to put it down ,you would hear about that too. Really not hard to teach a child , kinda like the next phase of potty training .
Patience my dear ,Patience, children need to be taught ,
Did you teach him how to read ? Did you teach him how to behave ? He could have been taught this too.
Sounds like you put more value on your own comfort,than helping your son with an innocent male body function.
It's not something a boy would do in his own home in Spite!!
Making your son act in an effeminate way was abusive.
And unneccesary. I side with your Dad.

JTF ,everybody knows all bets are off in a public bathroom , woman are going to hover anyway , I've been in bars where they had no urinals , just an old bathtub...with no stalls because who would want to shit in a nasty place like that anyway?

tis2flyy , that what zippers were made for , so we can get to our equiptment , do our thing , and keep on keeping on .

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,

That right, stand up for the weed smokers!!!!! ;p

I just love you for that, because you keeps it REAL

Sheeeiiiitttt, weed smokers are DEFINITELY different from cigarette smokers. But Bcdd, out here, there are people who really do smoke WEED like EVERYDAY - like they smoke cigarettes, for real. Some smoke WEED and cigaretts!!!! You will see some fool in traffic with a blunt (cigar paper rolled joint) - him and his girl rolling with the seat layed back almost to the back seat getting HIGH AS THE SKY.

& the police just be driving by!!!!

Now, that is another thing I can not STAND!!! BAD DRIVERS.
Why is it that when you are in a rush - there is ALWAYS a SLOW driving fool in front of you, stepping on the brakes and shit???? And foolz turning right, from the left hand lane. Or foolz that are trying to get out of parking lots onto the street and have their front ends stuck OUT in the street and you have to swerve to miss hitting their azz.

People in Cali can NOT drive, at all. We had a freeway sniper here recently, shooting people on the freeway randomly - ALL over the damn place. He or she was shooting black people, white people, yellow people, brown people...they did not care. They NEVER caught this fool and it is like cameras EVERYWHERE. So this is what I think, I think "they" hired somebody to go around doing this to make these none driving ass foolz drive better because - THEY SURE STARTED DRIVING BETTER!!!!! Me, myself - I stay off of the freeways - you can't pay me to get on the 405. Sheeeiiiittt, I take the streetz, EVERYWHERE!

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,
Raashed, is a fine young man, despite his Momma being crazy az hell. But he told me that when he is behind a closed door in my house, he does whatever he wants to!

I shared this post with him....

He said, he pisses STANDING up and he is too old for me to whoop that azz now (he is 20). He said "Mom, do you REALLY think I was sitting down??? Come on now!!!"

Some how, he managed NEVER to piss on my toilet. He told me, he used to clean it off with my wash cloth when he was done! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Guess he got me back REAL good, huh?

[tis2flyyy]

JTF,


I found that Men that CLAIM they have little dicks, really have BIG dicks. They just be real moset about it!!!

Me, myself, I prefer little dick...it not the size of the ship, it is the motion of the ocean. But since I ain;t had none in about 50 years, I done forget what a ding ding looks like!!!!!

And I am going to watch you REAL closely when you come over to my house!!! If the maid later find some shit is a corner, you can blame it on Pootie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;p

[bcddjjsc690]

tis2flyyy,

Your washcloth .....

Sounds like he did turn out fine after all ..

[Visitor]

tis2flyyy,
takes her garbage out in her unnderwears....thats not crazy thats sexstarved...... .......an if your boy uses a washcloth to clean your toilet seat i hope you dont use that cloth to wash yer face in that is even worse......i am a cook an i wash my hands when i do everything all the time an i know people that came into bathrooms an never washed thier hands when they are thru an that is nasty......then they wanna go touch everything everywhere like they know what they doin.....i know women that hover over stools in public and use the towel they have to dry their hands to open the doors of the bathroom cause like i sed people just come in an use the bathroom dont wash thier hands then touch the doorknob to get out.......the big thing is to be clean about things an do things right yanno.....you cool though dont worry bout it

[tis2flyyy]

Visitor,

Yep, I think you are right.....

One time, we (the communiity residents) were chilling in the dark - ALL the lights on the block were out due to the Jet Blue airplane was trying to make an emergency landing with the front wheel jacked up (you rememebr?)...so we are all in our houses, burning candles, waiting for the light to come back on - then you look across at the condo alcove where this broad stays, and her crib is like BLAZED up!!!!! We are like, what the F&)*(CK!?! How the HELL she have light and we don't? Next thing we know, the fire truck siren is heard LOUD and clear in our community. & This broad running out of her condo to get the fireman - with the bra and panties on. Seems she was in there with laterns or some shit and it caught fire! CRAZY bitch trying to kill everybody! We are trying to get her put out of the community - but she owns her condo, so it looks like we are going to have to deal with her crazy azz.

Oh, I have a WHOLE bunch of stories about this broad. I will have to start a thread aboit her, one day.

Peace out and happy cooking. The world thanks you for being such a clean cook. At least I thank you. I appreciate people like you. They get HUGE tips from me. Like Lamborghini's and Lexus'....sheeeiiittt, I am just bullshitting, I do not have no money to give no gift like that!!!!- unless it is a MATCH BOX TOY CAR!!! ;p

Peace & Love
Big T Hollywood!

[tis2flyyy]

robfharris,

Was your ex-girlfriend the GIRL in the video? Her stand in maybe. Maybe her shit has not come out on video, yet

You did right...don;t want no pissy pussy - that would really STANK - ole nasty broad. I am GLAD you dumped her ass.

I had a MAM - who ws my sponsor when I cam to LA. He shall remain nameless, becasue if I put his name in here, you all would DEFINITELY know him....wellllll, he likes to get pissed on for foreplay. He rather have this done than oral sex. He was a freaky bastard. I was like, I am NOT pissing on you, fool. He said, shit girl, don't you know how man broads I have that will piss on me without compunction????

I raised my eyebrow, opened the door and told him, well get to steppin' on over to their crib - cause AINT no pissing going on up in my bed, ya heard!

But he PAID like he WEIGHED. He started me to being a GOLD DIGGA, but in the end, I found NO MONEY was worth me doing some degrading shit!JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

But true to my rep, I stuck him for his paper and kept pushing......