Three things I can not STAND.....

[tis2flyyy]

ONE - PISS on my toilet. I will shoot a Bee-yotch, if they piss on my toilet or on my floor or on the bathroom rugs. Or in my shower! Growing up, I made my son SIT his ass down ALL OF HIS LIFE. He still does it, till this day. My dad said that was abuse. Was it, ya'll? Raashed ain't gay (Sheed is my son) from me making him sit down to piss. He might stand up at his OWN house, but he sits down at mines. & you BETTER put the toilet seat down, That will get your ghetto pass revoked and allowed no further entry up in my crib. Plus my cat be up in the toilet if you leave the seat up. I don't want him catching germs, from nobody's nasty piss.

TWO - I can not STAND someone to say " I have something to tell you, but I will tell you later". I be like ooooooooooohhhhh BEE-YOTCH, don't you see me right now? Aren't you up in my face telling me this shit? You better tell me right NOW! Shit, I may be dead later on, for that matter, your ass may be too, if you don't start talking!!!!!

THREE - Worms on the sidewalk. When I see this, I do not eat spaghetti, linguini, or anyother pasta, for months. It puts a permanent stain on my brain. When I was growing up, my sister used to tease me and told me spaghetti noodles were worms and rice was maggots. I do not EAT nothing that looks like no worm or maggot. Thank GOD, it hardly EVER rains in Southern California, so I do not seee this too often. Snails and lizards too. They come out when it rains here. But I do not eats the escargot - forget that!

Do ya'll think I need therapy?

What things can't you stand or abide by?

[bcddjjsc690]

tis2flyyy,
well I don't smoke cigarettes ,I'm actually allergic to tobacco, but I can tolerate them to a point ,But I cannot stand people that flick there ashes on food dishes , after eating .Or in the sink, I don't care if the ashes don't have germs on them ,Which is the first defensive reason , It's fucking disgusting. My father smoked , sometimes to the point where we could barely see the TV , but he always had a clean ash tray . So this is something that would irk me to no end .

[JTF]

tis2flyyy,

Yes. That was abuse, making him sit to piss. Did you teach him to put on lip gloss too? If he runs behind a dumpster to take a leak, does he drop 'em and squat? Do you buy him bras that hook in the back or front? When you showed him to shave his legs, did you take him to get the bikini waxed too? Is Raashed pronounced "Rasheed" or "Rah-shed?" (I know it was a typo... You sneed a random capital letter in there! RaasHed!)

Hell, I had an old girlfriend watch me piss once, then ask why I didn't use some TP to wipe the tip. I told her that all you gotta do is shake it. She realized she trained her son wrong and was afraid of him being teased by the other boys!

When it comes to pissing on the seat though, I am the KING!!! I was drunk as hell at this afterhours joint that used to be in Detroit called Hell (Steve knows the joint) I was so lit up I couldn't find the john... This guy points me in the direction and I'm standing in line for about 10 minutes when I realize that there ain't no line for the john, and everybody else in line was a woman! I was in line for the bitches bathroom!

So this one makes a big deal about it, figuring that since there was no place to sit in the john (just urinals) that I was there to shit. I stayed in line to play it cool, like I didn't fuck up and get in line for theirs by mistake. The drunk broad that went before me comes out (there was only one toilet) and announces that she just pissed on the toilet paper so I can't shit. She received thunderous applause.

I went in and made sure the door didn't latch. I pissed on the seat, the flush handle, the sink, theknobs on the sink, and the door handle! I then went and grabbed the friend that I went there with and told him we needed to get the fuck out innediately...

[Mister Gee]

tis2flyyy,

I have something to tell you, but I will tell you later...

(couldn't resist it!)

Peace gee

[Appaloosa]

bcddjjsc690,
i thought you smoked maryjane?

[Appaloosa]

tis2flyyy,
yeah sorry you need a shrink bad

[bcddjjsc690]

Appaloosa,

your point being...???

[Appaloosa]

bcddjjsc690,
smokin is smokin ashes are ashes.......just wonderin

[robfharris]

tis2flyyy,
WOW!!! That's what inmates do to their cellmates when they are punking them.

JTF,
I had an ex that asked if she could watch me take a piss. Immediately after she wanted to have sex. She got turned on by it. I dumped her... last thing I need is a chick that saw the end of the R. Kelly video and said to herself "Now that's FUN!!!"

[bcddjjsc690]

Appaloosa,
I never knew anybody I partied with to do what I decribed.
Pot smokers don't smoke as often as tobbacco smokers, at least the ones I know .People who smoke cigarettes smoke indescriminately, they would light up anywhere at anytime if unabated. Pot smokers are more likely to have a designated area to burn ,which wouldn't include smoking where kids are around ,or where they might be interupted by an un wanted guest .Smoking is Smoking and ashes are ashes ,but the two habits are entirely different.