Samsonite??
naaaah.... too easy.... *slowly walking away, but tempted like a mofo*
Cold Feet (UPDATE)
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Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
JTF,
Samsonite??
naaaah.... too easy.... *slowly walking away, but tempted like a mofo*
Samsonite??
naaaah.... too easy.... *slowly walking away, but tempted like a mofo*
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tamra, my theory of why women stay with broke guys with no jobs is that they must be hung like a dislexic rhino
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tamra,
Normally, Bingo is the guy who does this, but I thought I'd steal his thing here...
http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/msgs ... 7&forum=16 - From the archives!'
Normally, Bingo is the guy who does this, but I thought I'd steal his thing here...
http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/msgs ... 7&forum=16 - From the archives!'
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
Murphdogg,
naaah, it's called low self-esteem. there are probably bigger vibrators, so if it's just about the p-e-n-i-s (sry, had to spell it) then they could just get the vibrator, and call it a day. and the vibrator would be home more too! no one needs all that nonsense and drama unless they just can't get a clue.
naaah, it's called low self-esteem. there are probably bigger vibrators, so if it's just about the p-e-n-i-s (sry, had to spell it)
then they could just get the vibrator, and call it a day. and the vibrator would be home more too! no one needs all that nonsense and drama unless they just can't get a clue.---
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
JTF,
wow. ok now that I have the skinny. all I can say to smj, what really helped me was to make a list of the must have qualities and then continue on with desired/wish-list qualities.
then go through that list and see which of those qualities matched the person you thought you were so in love with. and you will be shocked. that person may match maybe 1 of 2 of the bottom part of the list, or none at all.
relationships take time, they're not roulette tables. friendship and trust is the basis for all. and more important being a good friend to yourself first, as you can't be a friend to someone else, let alone a committed partner to someone.
and of course the timeless I Corinthians Chapt 13, which is funny, because I've read this at a few weddings for folks and I'm like "are yall motherfukkas LISTENING?!" sure nuff, a few years later, they were at each others throats.
and my dress was NOT refundable!!!
anyway, so take your time, but act decisively because either you'll just end up being used or just using someone. life's short, why make it ridiculous in the process.
wow. ok now that I have the skinny. all I can say to smj, what really helped me was to make a list of the must have qualities and then continue on with desired/wish-list qualities.
then go through that list and see which of those qualities matched the person you thought you were so in love with. and you will be shocked. that person may match maybe 1 of 2 of the bottom part of the list, or none at all.
relationships take time, they're not roulette tables. friendship and trust is the basis for all. and more important being a good friend to yourself first, as you can't be a friend to someone else, let alone a committed partner to someone.
and of course the timeless I Corinthians Chapt 13, which is funny, because I've read this at a few weddings for folks and I'm like "are yall motherfukkas LISTENING?!" sure nuff, a few years later, they were at each others throats.
and my dress was NOT refundable!!!anyway, so take your time, but act decisively because either you'll just end up being used or just using someone. life's short, why make it ridiculous in the process.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
JTF,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tamra,
These are a must
she must have
SELF RESPECT
SINCE OF HUMOR (A GIVEN)
NICE SMILE NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN MAKING A PRETTY LADY SMILE
THE GUYS MIGHT TEASE ME ABOUT THIS ONE BUT I'M A HUGE CUDDLE BUG MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS TO CUDDLE AND WATCH A GOOD FLICK
MUST ENJOY WALKS I LOVE TO GO ON A LONG WALKS
I'M A BIG PUSSY LIKE THAT I'M A HOPLESS ROMANTIC IN THE WORST WAY.
I try to make that special someone feel like the most important person in the world I'm too nice when it comes to girls I always get walked on. Girls my age (18-25( Seem to like assholes and I'm not good at being a jerk.
I swear I'm gona change my name to Shawn "I love you like a brother" Jordan
These are a must
she must have
SELF RESPECT
SINCE OF HUMOR (A GIVEN)
NICE SMILE NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN MAKING A PRETTY LADY SMILE
THE GUYS MIGHT TEASE ME ABOUT THIS ONE BUT I'M A HUGE CUDDLE BUG MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS TO CUDDLE AND WATCH A GOOD FLICK
MUST ENJOY WALKS I LOVE TO GO ON A LONG WALKS
I'M A BIG PUSSY LIKE THAT I'M A HOPLESS ROMANTIC IN THE WORST WAY.
I try to make that special someone feel like the most important person in the world I'm too nice when it comes to girls I always get walked on. Girls my age (18-25( Seem to like assholes and I'm not good at being a jerk.
I swear I'm gona change my name to Shawn "I love you like a brother" Jordan
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
smjmcomic,
THE GUYS MIGHT TEASE ME ABOUT THIS ONE BUT I'M A HUGE CUDDLE BUG MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS TO CUDDLE AND WATCH A GOOD FLICK
I'M A BIG PUSSY LIKE THAT I'M A HOPLESS ROMANTIC IN THE WORST WAY.
Who, us? Tease you over something so sweet! Aww... You just a widdow owd cuddow bud! Dass sew speshal an sweeeeeeeeet!
Seriously, what happened to the love of your life man. You talked so much shit about being in love, then didn't come around for months, then come back and not a word about it... Sis she turn out to be a bit too much on the crazy/insecure/WTF side?
THE GUYS MIGHT TEASE ME ABOUT THIS ONE BUT I'M A HUGE CUDDLE BUG MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS TO CUDDLE AND WATCH A GOOD FLICK
I'M A BIG PUSSY LIKE THAT I'M A HOPLESS ROMANTIC IN THE WORST WAY.
Who, us? Tease you over something so sweet! Aww... You just a widdow owd cuddow bud! Dass sew speshal an sweeeeeeeeet!
Seriously, what happened to the love of your life man. You talked so much shit about being in love, then didn't come around for months, then come back and not a word about it... Sis she turn out to be a bit too much on the crazy/insecure/WTF side?
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
smjmcomic,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
bingolong,
I finally got it. 
I finally got it.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
