I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....

[JTF]

Visitor,

I would Trudy, but it won't do any good. For panties to vibrate, you have to wear them!



However, if you see some drawers you left on the floor start vibrating... CLEAN UP!!!

[Visitor]

JTF,

Thanks for calling...that was good timing too. My hubby is still at work.

[JTF]

Visitor,

You answered the phone while getting laid?

[Visitor]

JTF,

Now how would I be getting laid when my Mr. Astonamous is at work?

[JTF]

Visitor,

Oh, I thought he was workin' on that azz!

[Visitor]

JTF,

Nope... All alone. I tried that answering the phone thing once. That doesn't go over real well, especially when the person calling is suppose to be the only one you're dating.

Trudy

[JTF]

Visitor,

I answered the phone when getting head once...

Women don't like it when they're trying as hard as they can to get you off, and you say "Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

[Vee]

JTF,

You guys don't even know how much I needed that "....aahhhhh?" tonight!!!!!!

Thanks...that was tooo funny!

[tamra]

Visitor,

LMFAO @ "Call Me!"

and put my numba in ya speed dial list JTF. heyyyyy man just think of the costs I could save w/batteries.

[tamra]

JTF,

she should be concentrating anyway, not listening to your phone convos anyway. what kind of operation are you running over there??