I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
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Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
tamra,
I think what got her was my end of the conversation...
[/i]Hello?[/i]
[/i]Hey man, what's happening![/i]
[/i]Nothing here, just getting some head.[/i]
[/i]Yeah, really.[/i]
[/i]Naw... It's alright. What's up?[/i]
[/i]Yeah, sure. What time?[/i]
[/i]Shit man, I can be there in about an hour... Hold on...[/i]
Damn, do you mind? Can't you see I'm on the phone?
I think what got her was my end of the conversation...
[/i]Hello?[/i]
[/i]Hey man, what's happening![/i]
[/i]Nothing here, just getting some head.[/i]
[/i]Yeah, really.[/i]
[/i]Naw... It's alright. What's up?[/i]
[/i]Yeah, sure. What time?[/i]
[/i]Shit man, I can be there in about an hour... Hold on...[/i]
Damn, do you mind? Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
JTF,
whoooaaaa stop right there. problem w/story. you were getting head (which is so rare to come by these days, unless you really are Murph's pimp), and you asked her to hold the head to make plans, and not w/someone else who was also gonna give you head?
now that's just bad head etiquette. I know Dear Abby has an answer for this one.
or the end is near when head becomes a nail filing type activity for men.
we already know women file their nails during sex sometimes, but when that starts to cross over into the men getting head category... 
whoooaaaa stop right there. problem w/story. you were getting head (which is so rare to come by these days, unless you really are Murph's pimp), and you asked her to hold the head to make plans, and not w/someone else who was also gonna give you head?
now that's just bad head etiquette. I know Dear Abby has an answer for this one.
or the end is near when head becomes a nail filing type activity for men.


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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
tamra,
Something that isn't very well known is that very few women really know what they're doing.
Men. Let's try an experiment. The next time you hear [/i]My mouth is tired[/i] or something to that effect, reply with [/i]"Thank God. I thought you'd never quit. Have you ever done this before? Maybe there's a book out there or something that can help you..."[/i]
Something that isn't very well known is that very few women really know what they're doing.
Men. Let's try an experiment. The next time you hear [/i]My mouth is tired[/i] or something to that effect, reply with [/i]"Thank God. I thought you'd never quit. Have you ever done this before? Maybe there's a book out there or something that can help you..."[/i]
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
JTF,
Can you do a better "job"? I'm just wondering if you have some technique you'd like to share...
Can you do a better "job"? I'm just wondering if you have some technique you'd like to share...

Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
Visitor,
I freely admit that I would have no clue as to how to suck a dick. That's women's work.
But if I'm going to lick some pus-say, and do a damn good job of it, shouldn't I get something in return? (I had a woman train me once, and she was a woman who knew what women want from both a receiving, and giving perspective)
A man simply can't tell a woman she don't know what she's doing. If he does, he can write that off as she will simply find a man who pretends to like what she does (and steps out to women who really get him off.)
If a woman tells a man that he's not doing something right, he is open for a little help because the last thing he wants is for her to say "This motherfucker don't know how to do shit!"
I freely admit that I would have no clue as to how to suck a dick. That's women's work.
But if I'm going to lick some pus-say, and do a damn good job of it, shouldn't I get something in return? (I had a woman train me once, and she was a woman who knew what women want from both a receiving, and giving perspective)
A man simply can't tell a woman she don't know what she's doing. If he does, he can write that off as she will simply find a man who pretends to like what she does (and steps out to women who really get him off.)
If a woman tells a man that he's not doing something right, he is open for a little help because the last thing he wants is for her to say "This motherfucker don't know how to do shit!"
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
JTF,
nothing worse than being trained by a woman w/experience who tells you what other women want, because every woman you're with thereafter is getting what the OTHER woman wanted, not what she wants.
see this is where the women are from venus, men are from mars come into play: communication. just ask a mofo what turns them on or off. may as well have an intimate talk, you're about to GET very intimate.
who wants to suck dick and waste time doing it? like hookers make the most of each one -- they gotta get paid -- anyone seen Hookers At The Point (customers never left unsatisfied and even left their wives nightly to scope a hooker out!
) ain't like it's always a treat to be down there, it's work and it is what it is: a dick. and any woman who don't wanna know how to completely turn her man on, well, "issues", just pure issues. run nowwwww!!! 
that's why I only... ummm would only suck the dick of the man I truly love pleasing in every way, if I were to um... engage in that sort of thing
[img]http://tam-ra.us/workitout/images/smiles/new_shifty.gif[/img]
nothing worse than being trained by a woman w/experience who tells you what other women want, because every woman you're with thereafter is getting what the OTHER woman wanted, not what she wants.
see this is where the women are from venus, men are from mars come into play: communication. just ask a mofo what turns them on or off. may as well have an intimate talk, you're about to GET very intimate.
who wants to suck dick and waste time doing it? like hookers make the most of each one -- they gotta get paid -- anyone seen Hookers At The Point (customers never left unsatisfied and even left their wives nightly to scope a hooker out!


that's why I only... ummm would only suck the dick of the man I truly love pleasing in every way, if I were to um... engage in that sort of thing
[img]http://tam-ra.us/workitout/images/smiles/new_shifty.gif[/img]
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
tamra,
Cough, cough. Choke, cough.

Cough, cough. Choke, cough.



Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
Visitor,
*spit* (sounds of yelling YUK!!)
oh I wasn't supposed to do that huh? my bad.

*spit* (sounds of yelling YUK!!)
oh I wasn't supposed to do that huh? my bad.


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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
JTF,
Sheeeeiiiiiitttt! You need to CALL me! 310-777-9311!!!!Vibrating panteis sounds like a GOOD thing!
Tamra - how you know about these naughty girl shops? R U A naughty girl??? Oooooh Tamra!!!!
Trudy - what toys???????????
You all are too much!!!!
Big T
Sheeeeiiiiiitttt! You need to CALL me! 310-777-9311!!!!Vibrating panteis sounds like a GOOD thing!
Tamra - how you know about these naughty girl shops? R U A naughty girl??? Oooooh Tamra!!!!
Trudy - what toys???????????
You all are too much!!!!



Big T
Where is the LOVE?
Re: I LUV A MAN - But He Does Not Know it.....
tis2flyyy,
How did we go from addressing the Man that I luv to sucking dicks and pussy's???????
See, that is why I absolutely LOVE this site! Here I go trying to figure out how to get this man to realize that he loves me when you all so gallantly solved my issue. Oh I see so clearly now!!!
All that i have to do now, is to suck his ding ding, let him kiss my cat and we will be in love!!!!!
GREAT ANSWER!
Let me call him up and see if he is willing to participate with me TONITE! I will holla back and let ya'll know!
How did we go from addressing the Man that I luv to sucking dicks and pussy's???????

See, that is why I absolutely LOVE this site! Here I go trying to figure out how to get this man to realize that he loves me when you all so gallantly solved my issue. Oh I see so clearly now!!!
All that i have to do now, is to suck his ding ding, let him kiss my cat and we will be in love!!!!!
GREAT ANSWER!
Let me call him up and see if he is willing to participate with me TONITE! I will holla back and let ya'll know!
Where is the LOVE?