Cold Feet (UPDATE)
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Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
JTF,
ah-ite, who's been talking? bring that heffa to me. we must maintain military silence on this one.
but yes, umm we do have hearts. just not for yall sometimes. it's just the things yall do. so we gotta dish out the tough love. umm... does that answer work?
ah-ite, who's been talking? bring that heffa to me. we must maintain military silence on this one.
but yes, umm we do have hearts. just not for yall sometimes. it's just the things yall do. so we gotta dish out the tough love. umm... does that answer work?
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tamra, It's true that some women are no impressied by material things, and the way into those girls hearts is to be hung like a rabbid gypsy, or have the ability to lick your eyebrows
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
Murphdogg,
Girls who get turned on by material things tend to have no self value or respect they have never had anything real they can't handdle it.
Remember you can't get love gift wraped at Barney's
Girls who get turned on by material things tend to have no self value or respect they have never had anything real they can't handdle it.
Remember you can't get love gift wraped at Barney's

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
smjmcomic, I really can't get mad at a woman relizing the value of her hoo hoo..
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
Murphdogg,
yeah but value don't mean "garage sale", "flea market" or "on sale". value in this case should mean you can't afford if you have to ask, don't cha think? or something of equal value required.
yeah but value don't mean "garage sale", "flea market" or "on sale". value in this case should mean you can't afford if you have to ask, don't cha think? or something of equal value required.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tamra,
Hey, I am seriously hoping that these dudes are listening to ya, on the real! You are trying to tell them some real good shit.
JTF - Leave the playa hata's alone. Really, it is gonna be hard for you to find a good woman. You are is so fine, they lose their minds just lookin' at ya.
Murphdogg - dude, I know that you do not be messin' with chicken heads, do ya? Of course not. Leave the chicken heads and the hood rats ALONE.
They are giving bonafide azz women like Tamra and myself a BAD REP.
TANIA - that is the "T" in T is 2 Flyyy - like ALL mean - but I'll be damn if I stay with a homey because of some stupid sheeiiiittt, ya dig? & The way to a woman's heart, in my opinion is through her heart (hey Tamra - go on wit' yo bad self!)......& his wallet!!!!
See personally, I am like Som'more, the comedian. All I need is 4 animals in my life to make my man complete - & I will be alright - I need a mink on my back, a jaguar in my driveway, a tiger in my bead AND a JACKASS to pay for it all!
Now, bust dat!
Hey, I am seriously hoping that these dudes are listening to ya, on the real! You are trying to tell them some real good shit.
JTF - Leave the playa hata's alone. Really, it is gonna be hard for you to find a good woman. You are is so fine, they lose their minds just lookin' at ya.
Murphdogg - dude, I know that you do not be messin' with chicken heads, do ya? Of course not. Leave the chicken heads and the hood rats ALONE.
They are giving bonafide azz women like Tamra and myself a BAD REP.
TANIA - that is the "T" in T is 2 Flyyy - like ALL mean - but I'll be damn if I stay with a homey because of some stupid sheeiiiittt, ya dig? & The way to a woman's heart, in my opinion is through her heart (hey Tamra - go on wit' yo bad self!)......& his wallet!!!!
See personally, I am like Som'more, the comedian. All I need is 4 animals in my life to make my man complete - & I will be alright - I need a mink on my back, a jaguar in my driveway, a tiger in my bead AND a JACKASS to pay for it all!


Now, bust dat!
Where is the LOVE?
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tis2flyyy, i've got this women thing down..they tell me to do something...I say yes ma'am..then I don't do it..by then they've forgotten what the hell they wanted me to do, they were just shocked I said yes ma'am in the first place
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tis2flyyy,
I think I could try to be that tiger... if I could only fing out how to get in a bead!

I think I could try to be that tiger... if I could only fing out how to get in a bead!

Re: Cold Feet (The one that got away)
tis2flyyy,
[Font size=1 face=s color=Blue]See personally, I am like Som'more, the comedian. All I need is 4 animals in my life to make my man complete - & I will be alright - I need a mink on my back, a jaguar in my driveway, a tiger in my bead AND a JACKASS to pay for it all![/font]
LMFAO
PREACH ON SISTAH!! holding my hands up high, about to faint, right on this rich mofo sitting next to me -- stay tuned.... she's got game....
[Font size=1 face=s color=Blue]See personally, I am like Som'more, the comedian. All I need is 4 animals in my life to make my man complete - & I will be alright - I need a mink on my back, a jaguar in my driveway, a tiger in my bead AND a JACKASS to pay for it all![/font]
LMFAO

PREACH ON SISTAH!! holding my hands up high, about to faint, right on this rich mofo sitting next to me -- stay tuned.... she's got game....

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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.