The New SAT Test

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The New SAT Test

Post by bingolong »

Hey,
They have got a new SAT test geared specifically towards the black community (NOTE:I mainly posted this b/c of question #16 :) )


Black SAT Test



Number your paper from 1-20, you are not at school, so don't
cheat!
(5 Points Each)

1. "Papa was a ________ stone."


2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in
the day?



3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."



4. Talking bad about somebody's __________ will automatically
start a fight.



5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gone need, ________ to
_________ on."



6. When did your mama tell you to come home everyday?



7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on
its 30th year.



8. Finish the phrase "Peace, Love and _______."



9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? (If you
don't know what The Color Purple is you automatically fail!)



10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who
do you buy it from?



11. How many times can you hit your mama and get away with it?




12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey,
Craig and Day-Day?



13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.



14. How did your mama keep her couch from getting dirty?



15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown
Saturday Night"?


*16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer?



17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?




18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the
old floor model TV?



19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually
had to remind your black butt to do what?



20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James
died?



















ANSWERS:

1. Rolling

2. Cardboard or Paper

3. Gate Open or Lights On

4. Mama

5. Somebody to Lean On

6. Before the street lights came on

7. Building

8. Sooouuuulllll (Don Cornelius from Soul Train)

9. "You told Harpo to beat me"

10. Cool Cup and you got it from the candy lady
[But in Chatt. Tn IT'S A FROZEN AND YOU GOT 'EM FROM THE FROZEN LADY !!!]
11. NONE

12. Friday

13. A Different World

14. She covered it with plastic

15. Sydney Portier

*16. Richard Pryor, he played Jo-Jo Dancer in a movie about his
life

17. Fried Fish or Fried Chicken

18. Pliers (hanger and or foil are acceptable)

19. Not to touch nor ask for NOTHING

20. Damn, Damn, Damn
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!