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Now, I wouldn't tell my mother this, but I am not one of those brothers who would only date black women. Now, don't get me wrong I prefer a sister, just because of them attitudes they give. Cause they don't play. But there are some fine white females out there. My mama would just have to mad at me because, if I thought I had a chance with Angelina Jolie, I'd be showcasing that white lady on my arm every chance I got. I'd hold press conferences to floss her, just so the sisters would talk about my black ass. I really don't see nothing wrong with blacks and whites hooking up as long as you don't get one of those white girls who act black. If I ever hook up with a white chick she gon' be the ditsiest, "whatever", "as if", Beverly Hills shopping, white girl in the world. Cause if a white lady ever calls me a n*gg* and thinks it's cool I will be the next O.J. simpson, but I might not get away with it like he did.
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alahn,


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alahn,

As a caucasian-american I second everything you said. Except for the throat slashin' part, ditsy-broad thing, and flossing her teeth. Angelina may be fine as a M.F. (and crazy too,) but she's gotta do her own dental work.
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alahn,
I agree with a lot of what you said.I personally prefer the chick that is going to get my dick the hardest!!!Plus I just saw a movie with Angelina Jolie called "Taking Lives".I didn't really get into the flick until she and Ethan Hawke had their "big" love scene.Jolie is what we call around here "holding"!!!! @.@
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bingolong,

I second that motion. I used to date Tyra Banks. We had a wonderful relationship too until she found out about it. Then it got ugly. But that taught me a lesson. White, black, brown, whatever -- from now on, I only want women delusional enough to want me. That's right, I prefer my sex consensual. Pardon the digression.

Angelina Jolie is hot, but so is Essence Atkins and Selma Hayek. No one "race" monopolizes beauty. There are drop dead gorgeous women in every culture. Which explains why guys don't swoon as much over celebrities like women do. To us, the cute chick next door is every bit as desirable as Rosalyn Sanchez....and definitely more attainable.
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alahn,
shit...
I ain't racist, I cum in white, I cum in Black, I cum in yellow, ... I even came in a Twinkie once.
8-o That is the same look the gave the twinkie too had.
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alahn,

I hear you, I'm a white guy, but I've only dated Black Women. Not really a descriminatory choice, not any self hate or anything, its just white chicks don't dig me and I honestly don't dig many of them either. I was raised by black women, so I guess its just the way I was socialized. It can be a blessing and a bitch at the same time. Once you go black you never go back, I guess.
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Anditsdeeptoo,

Always remember this: Pam Grier has a superb pussy.
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JTF,

Amen brother, amen...
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JTF,
LOLOL__what an intersting topic----i will leave it all the capable hands of these fine men!!!
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