Heres what I do as soon as I get up I put on some melow music (Today Etta James) Then after of few cups of coffee I talk a nice long walk to clear my head then when I get back I Eat something then have a smoke and then I go over my notes untill I feel as if I have it down pat. Then its another 2 or 3 cups of coffee then a long shower a and then I go over my notes a few more times then I'm set on the way to the venu I listen to one of my favorite comedy albums Ether a Pryor/Hicks album just so I can get a good laugh to relax me. Then I show up I have another some take a walk around the block then once I get back I have another smoke. Then once I have had my Marlboro fix I'm ready to go. I drink so much Damn coffee I allways have to piss ether before or during my set When I tell people about my before show hijinx they look at me like theres something wrong with me
Would one of you ever be so kind to come over here and kick me?
I don't think I can fuck these jokes up I know them by heart shit I wrote the bastards.
I'm dedacating tonights gig to a really good friend of mine who just lost her grandfather she's been going through a tough times so I figure I try to my best to give her something laugh about and get her mind of of things for a bit.