Bush can't cum!

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alahn
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Bush can't cum!

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It's amazing what some people will do to bust that nut. Pussy just wasn't good enough for George Bush he got drop bombs and destroy countries to get his rocks off. I honestly think George Bush can't cum, because if you look at his face his expression is always the same. He always got that same smirk, but it ain't that I just got some pussy smirk. It's a lil different. I think Bush looks at war like a teenage boy looks at females, wondering what can I tell this bitch to get inside. Because he lies like a n*gg* trying to get some booty. He has that typical hater mentality that young guys normally have when they trying to get some. You know they try to eliminate the competition by lying on him and shit. That's how he did Saddam. Saddam chilling in his pallaces trying to uncover some of that arabian pussy and here come Bush talking bout some weapons of mass destruction. See that's why Saddam tried to kill is daddy, because he was trying to interfere with his pussy. When you mess with Hussein's money, you messin with his pussy. Bush should of been over in Iraq trying to find him a chick that can help him bust that nut. Clinton found Monica and we was straight. If bush would of found him a chic we would be better off than we are now. We got to get Bush out. We need a president who likes pussy. I lil pussy ain't never hurt nobody.
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alahn,



What are you talking about?


Bush drops a fat load on our chin everyday! ]:o(
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smjmcomic,

I think he's attempting to do stand up via the msg board. A bad Pryor knock off, but I can't hate a man for trying.
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I cant hate the man, but man I can hate the material. Also Speaking of bombs, we have mad history with the very first virtual stage-bomb
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I wish i could take that back cause i hate to put you down, let me say I've written a lot of shit too. (Is this an apology or further degrating the guy?)
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