OMG Richard Simmons Kicks Ass!!

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OMG Richard Simmons Kicks Ass!!

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PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Exercise guru Richard Simmons allegedly slapped a man who made a sarcastic remark about one of his videos, police said.

Simmons, known for his "Sweatin' to the Oldies" series of exercise videos set to songs from the 1950s and '60s, was cited for misdemeanor assault.

A fellow passenger recognized Simmons on Wednesday night at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport as he was waiting for a flight to Los Angeles, police said.

The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey, everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Phoenix police Sgt. Tom Osborne. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

The passenger, whose identity wasn't immediately available, wasn't injured but told police that he intended to file charges against Simmons, 55.

Osborne said Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault and permitted to board his flight
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smjmcomic,
Good for that little queen!!! Proud of him!!
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Jennifer,
heheheheh! :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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It get better! This is no joke! The guy he slaped is a Harley dealer and a part time cage fighter :lol:


PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!
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How is that go gona go back and face his buddies after he just got bitch slaped by Richard Simmons man the jokes that guys gona get
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Only if he wants to toughin up
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astonamous,
That is fucking hillarious-for real?
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The Victim :lol: was on Jimmy Kimmel last night he seemed like a prime pick I wanted to slap him myself.
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smjmcomic,
How fucking embarrassing would it be to be bitch-slapped by Richard Simmons?? I also read that the "victim" is filing charges against Mr. Simmons. I don't think I would want to publicize the fact that I got my ass kicked by him, much less claim that he damaged me.........
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geo,



Some people are whores the'll do anything to drag out there 15 mins of fame.
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