BROKEN DISHES

[BRANCHMOMMA]

[Font size=4 face=s color=teal]help[/font]RICHARD, I WAS WASHING DISHES AND PUTTING THEM IN A DISHWASHER WHEN I HAD YOUR ALBUM ON. IT WAS THE ONE ABOUT THE MONKEY DYING AND THE GERMAN SHEPARD SAYING "MAN, AND I WAS GONNA EAT HIM TOO". WELL ALL FOUR CHINA PLATES FELL FROM MY HAND WHEN I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD. TO THIS DAY, I CANT PICK UP A CHINA PLATE WITHOUT THINKING AND HEARING THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LAUGHS YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. ALL MY BEST WISHES AND HEARTFELT THANKS.

[Funn DementaLL]

Yea that stand up is genius... you have to see it to add to the image tho... His eyes make the joke so much more humorous... Coz that bit bout the white guy gettin' bitten by the snake and the black guy just stroll's through like "nigga what!" ... you just see him ... "snake" in a calm cool voice... LOL... Genius... one of the best overall stand ups from the greatest..

[Mentagasm]

Funn DementaLL,

Classic, is that the one where he says " Snakes make ya run into trees.....SNAKE, POW!!!" i like that one too.

I like the end in the german shepard joke, now you know i'll be over to eat cho ass tomorrow. (paraphrasing of course)

Peace
and keep laughing its good for you.