I am sitting here at work listening to all this right-wing bullshit. I read on another message board site these Bush lovers and the great time they are having. I decided to try to write some right-wing rhetoric, just to see how easy or hard it is. I found it extremely simple! All you have to do is turn the common sense switch off in your brain, take the view that there is the Father, the Son, and George Walker Bush!
This is what I came up with:
I think it's time to start looking at repealing the 22nd Amendment. It was put into place to keep the liberals from taking over our great nation. We have now gotten beyond the point where a sexual deviant like Bill Clinton can be elected to the highest office in the land. God himself placed George Walker Bush into office in 2000 to deliver us to the promise land, much like Moses brought his people from bondage. (Moses also had a speach impediment!)
Why should an amendment implemented to avoid the possibility of liberal scum like Clinton, Roosevelt, or Kennedy from maintaining a position of power limit the second greatest leader that this nation has ever seen? If it was not in place in '88 we could have had four more years of Ronald Reagan. George Walker Bush should not be limited to a mere 8 years in office. He is still relatively young and could continue his fine leadership for possibly 20 more years! Then we would not have to worry about a communist liberal like John Kerry ever stealing the highest office in our nation. Our forfathers did not include term limits in the Constitution because they knew that a great leader should be allowed to govern as long as his nation and God permits. George Walker Bush is that great leader. He should be allowed more than a mere four more years as a lame-duck President. Repeal the 22nd Amendment NOW!
A Writing Exercise...
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Re: A Writing Exercise...
JTF,
If not stand-up maybe you should be a humorist/writer like that Dave Barry cat or somebody.
On the otherhand this shit ain't funny........
If not stand-up maybe you should be a humorist/writer like that Dave Barry cat or somebody.
On the otherhand this shit ain't funny........
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Re: A Writing Exercise...
bingolong,
Tell me about it. I hear shit like that coming from the mouths of people every day from 4-9pm on the radio station I work at. Makes me vant to vomit, but then it all starts to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher...
The funny thing is, some guys abtually bought it!
I got this reply:
"Uhh... wasn't FDR the only president to serve more than 2 terms? Wasn't he a democrat, and, arguably, the most liberal politician of his time?
Not to mention that Clinton probably would have easily won re-election if he had been allowed to run again...
I think your sarcasm is a little misplaced here."
And then continued along the same lines of bullshit:
Roosevelt indeed was the only president to serve more than one term, and I'm sure his liberal ass burns in the depths of hades.
It is likely in the world of 2000 that Bill Clinton would have been elected to a third term. The 22nd Amendment was likely in place to keep that from happening. Now that the American public has seen the light I am sure that could never happen again. We have a truly great man in charge of this nation now. For the past four years God has blessed us with George Walker Bush, and I see no reason that we should be limited to only another four years. The would knows that you cannot mess with George Walker Bush, and now that America is solidly behind him he will lead us to the promise land!
Tell me about it. I hear shit like that coming from the mouths of people every day from 4-9pm on the radio station I work at. Makes me vant to vomit, but then it all starts to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher...
The funny thing is, some guys abtually bought it!
I got this reply:
"Uhh... wasn't FDR the only president to serve more than 2 terms? Wasn't he a democrat, and, arguably, the most liberal politician of his time?
Not to mention that Clinton probably would have easily won re-election if he had been allowed to run again...
I think your sarcasm is a little misplaced here."
And then continued along the same lines of bullshit:
Roosevelt indeed was the only president to serve more than one term, and I'm sure his liberal ass burns in the depths of hades.
It is likely in the world of 2000 that Bill Clinton would have been elected to a third term. The 22nd Amendment was likely in place to keep that from happening. Now that the American public has seen the light I am sure that could never happen again. We have a truly great man in charge of this nation now. For the past four years God has blessed us with George Walker Bush, and I see no reason that we should be limited to only another four years. The would knows that you cannot mess with George Walker Bush, and now that America is solidly behind him he will lead us to the promise land!
Re: A Writing Exercise...
astonamous,
On an old episode of [/i]The Man Show[/i] Adam & Jimmy set up a table on what I think was the boardwalk on Venice beach. They were collecting signatures to "End Women's Sufferage." They were actually getting women to sign! Who wants women to suffer, right? Then they actually got a woman who was really into it and they had her take the clipboard and collect signatures until one woman came along who knew what Sufferage actually was... I laffed me arse off!
On an old episode of [/i]The Man Show[/i] Adam & Jimmy set up a table on what I think was the boardwalk on Venice beach. They were collecting signatures to "End Women's Sufferage." They were actually getting women to sign! Who wants women to suffer, right? Then they actually got a woman who was really into it and they had her take the clipboard and collect signatures until one woman came along who knew what Sufferage actually was... I laffed me arse off!
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Re: A Writing Exercise...
astonamous,
Ya his-story, thats the ticket!!!
forget NAFTA lets just make even more money by,enslaveing the Godless negro!......remember JIM CROW,that was a republican idea!
putthatinyourpipeandsmokeit! ;p
Ya his-story, thats the ticket!!!
forget NAFTA lets just make even more money by,enslaveing the Godless negro!......remember JIM CROW,that was a republican idea!
putthatinyourpipeandsmokeit! ;p
Re: A Writing Exercise...
herbchilice1,
Actually, Jim Crow was a democrat idea. The parties have changed a great deal in the last century. One of the myths that the people with an (R) next to their names lke to perpetuate is that they are the "Party of Lincoln and Roosevelt." Neither would recognize the party they called theirs. Lincoln was a former Whig whose party left him and is given a lot more credit on racial matters than he deserves. He actually felt that sending black folk back to Africa was a good idea. That is the reason Liberia was established. Roosevelt felt that black folk were simple minded, but deserved rights. He felt that they should be treated with respect, but needed at least a couple of generations before they would be ready to enter into society as full members. Both were progressive for their time and stood for blacks having more rights than most whites wanted to give them, but they were not so radical that they viewed blacks as equal.
Roosevelt also was not a true republican for his day, having left the party to run as a progressive in '12. He also fought a great deal with republicans while in office. Hell, the only reason that he was made VP was to shut him up and remove him from a position of power. The VP a century ago was a position of suck merit that they didn't feel it was necessary to replace the VP if he was elevated to the presidency. THere was no VP during his first term. Imagine the chaos if Roosevelt had died, which he came very close almost a year after taking office when a streetcar hit his carriage, injuring his leg and killing his bodyguard, slicing him in half.
Actually, Jim Crow was a democrat idea. The parties have changed a great deal in the last century. One of the myths that the people with an (R) next to their names lke to perpetuate is that they are the "Party of Lincoln and Roosevelt." Neither would recognize the party they called theirs. Lincoln was a former Whig whose party left him and is given a lot more credit on racial matters than he deserves. He actually felt that sending black folk back to Africa was a good idea. That is the reason Liberia was established. Roosevelt felt that black folk were simple minded, but deserved rights. He felt that they should be treated with respect, but needed at least a couple of generations before they would be ready to enter into society as full members. Both were progressive for their time and stood for blacks having more rights than most whites wanted to give them, but they were not so radical that they viewed blacks as equal.
Roosevelt also was not a true republican for his day, having left the party to run as a progressive in '12. He also fought a great deal with republicans while in office. Hell, the only reason that he was made VP was to shut him up and remove him from a position of power. The VP a century ago was a position of suck merit that they didn't feel it was necessary to replace the VP if he was elevated to the presidency. THere was no VP during his first term. Imagine the chaos if Roosevelt had died, which he came very close almost a year after taking office when a streetcar hit his carriage, injuring his leg and killing his bodyguard, slicing him in half.
