porn

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:33 pm

good viewing or not?

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:55 pm

Visitor,

Certainly not if it's your mama. :p

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:12 pm

Visitor,whats wrong with my momas booty? my momas booty is tha bomb!!!!

Post by **Visitor** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:55 am

Visitor, There is only one thing that I steer clear of when it comes to watching porn. It must not include Ron Jeremy’s pole smoking ass up in it. To this day I cannot stand seeing the man. I remember I was around 11 or 12 and snuck into my old mans smut and shoved one of the many tapes he had into the VCR! Of course it stared Ron, and Seka. They were both playing ski instructors for a bunch of snow sluts trying out for the Olympics. Any lay, Seka was playing around with her buggy, teasing old Ron and asking him if he wanted to give her the mighty worm. What does ole Ron do you ask? Well he stands there just burping his worm, when out of nowhere he abruptly sticks it in his mouth and starts to blow himself. Now I know, I know. Most men claim if they could perform this incredible feat upon one’s own member he would never see the light of day again. I say FUCK ALL THAT! I figure any guy that’s willing to suck his own man cock, and isn’t in prison for life is without a doubt a certified round mouth. So let me sign off on this, it taught this here silly mutha fucka to reassess raiding anybody else’s porn collection other than his own.

Post by **Visitor** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:09 am

Visitor,
I have nothing against porn am not ashamed to admit I enjoy it occasionally but if you are so into it that you actually know all the names of the porn stars (and you're not in the porn biz), then chances are you're not getting fucked at all. My suggestion: stop thinking of porn as worthwhile topic of conversation and get your root wet for real. You just might like it.

Post by **Visitor** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:59 am

Visitor,

Yeah, I look at porn. But it's not what you think. I only watch it for the acting.

Post by **Visitor** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:54 am

Visitor,
yeah the scripts are well written to.

Post by **lithium121** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:33 pm

Visitor,

What's the point in porn.

Would you go and stand outside a restaurant and watch other people eat, where's the enjoyment in that.

Post by **JTF** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:18 pm

lithium121,

Food? Porn? Why must we choose!

[img]http://www.blogtied.com/tasty-bondage-sundae-girl.jpg[/img]

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:16 pm

lithium121,
You must not have ever heard of the term "masterbation"

Like Richard Pryor once said "people never talk about nothing real..........I jacked off so much I thought pussy could never be as good as this!!!":lol: