STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WITH MIKE EPPS

[Jennifer]

We gonna have, exclusive to this site, an interview with Mike Epps!!!
Stay tuned...

[bingolong]

Jennifer,
Right on!!!!

[Gauri]

Can we post some questions to ask epps? You can chose the best ones!

[bumperhead]

Jennifer,
Can we [/i]really[/i] ask Mr.Epps what we want? If so, let me be the first to say, "MMWAAAA-HAHAHAHA!"

[Appaloosa]

Jennifer,
kool........yay.......

[Richard_Pryor]

yes-ask anything--we are here with Mike Epps!!

[Richard_Pryor]

Richard_Pryor,
MIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY ABOUT THE HONEYMOONERS?

Mike:
There is no way in the world, I could be Art Carney! The director told me, "ya gotta say, Ralphy boy"---nah...not me---one of the prducers said..."we not making a Friday's movie"!
I told em, "yeah, but motherfuckers still be watching my shit--Friday's movie".
I had to trick em when the camera was on...I had to make em laugh off screen...that director didn't no shit!
EVERYONE AT PARAMOUNT WHO WAS BEHIND THIS MOVIE--GOT FIRED---!

[Richard_Pryor]

Richard_Pryor,
I feel like when RIchard was in those movies...Richard was always funny in em...but not like he was funny in those standup---their ear is not close enuf to the street!
Jen:
Ya gotta get power in this biz...
You are doing the hard work---
Mike:
when you have real talent...people gonna come to it slow...
Jen:
I think it takes longer to be rcognized when it's real, cause it lasts longer...
Mike:
This is some real conversation for that ass!
Mike:
The way I carry it on my chest; where I came from stripped my soul already...when I came to show bidness...i was so happy to have a car to drive to my gig...I didn't care about the parties and shit...I would really like to know how many motherfuckers doing comedy really are doing it for the love of it---and representing Richard, the macdaddy,,,maccomedy god of comedy...I didn't get into the business for anything but the love of it---I was born this way..
I know what cocaine smells like, uncooked and cooked...i know what it feels like to be with a a whore..have a cigarette afterwards...thats why i feel like i am one of Richard's comrades, one of his lutenents...
God brought me to Richard...my shits gonna be natural...
I love you Richard...I 'm a young dude out here...I look at you...brought black and white people in the same room...back in the day...motherfuckers afraid to be as real as you were, in their own house,,,,and you were doing it in the real world!
Damn...
My fahter told me when he seen you in CHicago -he wondered..."was this momtherfucker in my house with me...cause he talking about me, my life"
no Hollywood bullshit -this is real...

[Richard_Pryor]

Richard_Pryor,
Hey Richard...If we were in the streets together, I would have sold dope for you...
I ried to go to the Army once...and the recruiter came and took me out to dinner, he never called me again...I was just trying to get the fuck out of the hood, I wasn't very good at the test.
Doing this motherfucker movie,,it's scary, it's no joke---it's like getting out of prison after doing a life-sentance---it's wonderful getting out...but you gotta adjust....It's RIchard's world and I don't wanna have to go back...
Niggers telling me, you got the shit, doesn'ts get any better than this, they already produced Jesus movie...

[Richard_Pryor]

Richard_Pryor,
Ever since, i've been coming up to this house...my life has changed...I aint' been arguing with my lady anymore...
she tells me, 'i'm a better person'---
Banks told me once, "ain't one thing I never seen, a UFO and a faithful whore"
(Mike's smoking a blunt)
Mike imitatin a pimp...
Richard is laffin....
"Pimpin ain't dead...these hoes just scared.."