They are both from my country and translated to English, so yea some jokes are lost in translation :p
Anyway, here:
A guy catches a silver fish, and the fish tells him that if he lets him go the fish would grant a wish for him. So the guy takes the world map out and says that he wants world peace and for all nations to be friendly, and points at places that are at war. The silver fish goes:
"Hey man, I'm not a gold fish I can't do those kinds of things, ask for a simpler wish"
So the guy takes out his wife's photo and says: "make her beautiful".
The fish looks at the photo, looks at the guy and goes:
"Man, give the fucking map back!"
Another:
3 guys and a girl are sitting in one room on a train.
Suddenly the woman farts and the first guy goes:
"Oh I'm really sorry I have a stomach ache" as he's trying to pull her out of the embarrassing moment.
Suddenly the woman farts again and the second guy goes:
"Oh my bad I have gases" as he's pulling her out of the embarrassing moment too.
A few minutes later the third guys leaves the room and on the way remembers the situation and says:
"Oh, if this woman shits herself, it's on me!"
2 jokes!
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Re: 2 jokes!
jaba,
I'm with the consensus. The first is great. It got a laugh out me even though I saw the punch coming. That's a good joke. The second on was okay.
I'm with the consensus. The first is great. It got a laugh out me even though I saw the punch coming. That's a good joke. The second on was okay.
