Ode to MurphDogg
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Ode to MurphDogg
I came onto this site
On a cool Cali night
I started reading posts
& Murph D's was by far the MOST!
He had me laughing so hard
My friends thought that I was a retard
I laughed so hard, tears came to my eyes
Cuz he tells the truth and never any lies.
Murph Dogg is his name
and comedy is his game.
He has to have stamina to keep coming to the stage
To try - try again, & keep trying to get his wage.
Hecklers be on beware,
If MurphDogg hears you, you will be minus your hair.
He speaks the truth and he keeps it REAL
If you want to now the business, MurphD has the deal.
Now, if you are going to the ball and have nothing to wear,
See MurphD, he has PIMP Gear beyond compare.
& If you want to laugh until your tummy hurts the most,
Come to Richard Pryor.com and see Murpg D's posts
So, I had to write this poem today
To show my appreciation for him, in a very special way.
Dear MurphD - from what I read of your posts - you are a very funny dude. I wish you ALL the success in the world and as many blessing as you can hold in your hand.
ONE LOVE
Big T
On a cool Cali night
I started reading posts
& Murph D's was by far the MOST!
He had me laughing so hard
My friends thought that I was a retard
I laughed so hard, tears came to my eyes
Cuz he tells the truth and never any lies.
Murph Dogg is his name
and comedy is his game.
He has to have stamina to keep coming to the stage
To try - try again, & keep trying to get his wage.
Hecklers be on beware,
If MurphDogg hears you, you will be minus your hair.
He speaks the truth and he keeps it REAL
If you want to now the business, MurphD has the deal.
Now, if you are going to the ball and have nothing to wear,
See MurphD, he has PIMP Gear beyond compare.
& If you want to laugh until your tummy hurts the most,
Come to Richard Pryor.com and see Murpg D's posts
So, I had to write this poem today
To show my appreciation for him, in a very special way.
Dear MurphD - from what I read of your posts - you are a very funny dude. I wish you ALL the success in the world and as many blessing as you can hold in your hand.
ONE LOVE
Big T
Where is the LOVE?
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
astonamous,
SHHHHEEEEEIIIITTTT, I did not even know there was one. Good looking out. U kmow us CPA are not quite as observant with the words shot as we are with numbers.
I like the Avatar - that shit is FLYYYYY!
I want one for a screen saver and bumber sticker. Can U help a sista out?
SHHHHEEEEEIIIITTTT, I did not even know there was one. Good looking out. U kmow us CPA are not quite as observant with the words shot as we are with numbers.
I like the Avatar - that shit is FLYYYYY!
I want one for a screen saver and bumber sticker. Can U help a sista out?
Where is the LOVE?
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
tis2flyyy, thank, that Poem was so damned pretty, after reading it for no damned good reason I shaved my legs and skipped through my office singing the theme song to Golden Girls
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
Murphdogg,
U R A Fool! That is my favorite show - I just knew that you would get the jist of how I was feeling when I wrote it!












U R A Fool! That is my favorite show - I just knew that you would get the jist of how I was feeling when I wrote it!
Where is the LOVE?
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
tis2flyyy,
Murphdogg ain't no joke
Even though his ass is broke
When he does get some loot
He'll blow it on toot
As all good comedians do't!

Murphdogg ain't no joke
Even though his ass is broke
When he does get some loot
He'll blow it on toot
As all good comedians do't!

Re: Ode to MurphDogg
"....I'm not an addict...."




































I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
AGAIN? who is this "MurphDogg" person? am I missing something here?
j/k nice poem though.
(thinking Murph must have game if sistahs AND JTF are writing poems about his ass. if we have to start lighting candles or holding up lighters in this mothafukka, I'M OUT! peace!
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(thinking Murph must have game if sistahs AND JTF are writing poems about his ass. if we have to start lighting candles or holding up lighters in this mothafukka, I'M OUT! peace!
![Devil ]:o)](./images/smilies/lildevil.gif)
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
tamra,
This is the Pimp of the Year: Murphdogg!
[img]http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/atta ... Murphy.jpg[/img]
This is the Pimp of the Year: Murphdogg!
[img]http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/atta ... Murphy.jpg[/img]
Re: Ode to MurphDogg
JTF,
oh I know remember his pimping ass. just busting his chops for now.
but is he a real pimp or a pimp in training? ;p
and how much does pimping pay? I may wanna try that.
oh I know remember his pimping ass. just busting his chops for now.
![Devil ]:o)](./images/smilies/lildevil.gif)
but is he a real pimp or a pimp in training? ;p
and how much does pimping pay? I may wanna try that.

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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.