Marketing
People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." So, here it is in a "friendly" format:
1) You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's: Direct Marketing.
2) You're a lady at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's: Advertising.
3)You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's: Telemarketing.
4) You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's: Public Relations.
5)You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's: Brand Recognition.
6) You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's: a Sales Rep.
7) Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's: Tech Support.
8) You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated near the center of the block and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's: Junk Mail.
9)You are at a party when a well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ass.
(sigh).....That's the Governor of California.
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Re: Fwd: Marketing
Mister Gee,
wait, given 1, 3, 4 and 8 are also "Sluts", does that mean I should change all business titles from Marketing to Slut? or to be more politically correct, "Whore" or "Strumpet"?
wait, given 1, 3, 4 and 8 are also "Sluts", does that mean I should change all business titles from Marketing to Slut? or to be more politically correct, "Whore" or "Strumpet"?
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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tamra,
Well, in my book, don't knock the SLUT or STRUMPETS hustle, for real. As long as she gets her paper ($$$) in the process!
Well, in my book, don't knock the SLUT or STRUMPETS hustle, for real. As long as she gets her paper ($$$) in the process!
Where is the LOVE?
