We need a women to men translator...

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We need a women to men translator...

Post by JTF »

There are many internet translators, but the one we really need is women to men.

I have been talking to this woman... She suddenly remembers it is a friend of hers' birthday, and she promised him she'd go out to dinner with him. She then goes on about how annoying he is. He picks at the food on her plate when they go out to eat...

I ran this thru a translator... It said that he has a mule-dick and will be fucking her all night long!

:lol:
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Re: We need a women to men translator...

Post by tis2flyyy »

JTF,

By Golly, your translator is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVE 1,000,000,000% correct.

Also, you need to know that she is DICK-matized.


:lol: @.@ :lol: @.@ :lol: @.@ :lol: 8-o 8-o
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,

I took the money that I would have spent taking her out and bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label.

I don't feel bad at all!

;p
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JTF,
LMAO :lol: :lol: but is there anyway you confirm your translator is working?
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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Re: We need a women to men translator...

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tamra,

Yes, but I will not be seeing her today to see how she walks...
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