I just woke up from one that is frustrating me...
There was this woman who I have wanted to fuck for about 3 years. In this dream, she was ready to get down! She was ready and more than willing. Being the careful bastard that I am, needed to go get a condom. When I stepped out the room, there was one of my boys askin' what was happening. He saw who it was and couldn't give me enough props. I got the hat and on my way back to the room my mom comes home! At which point it's a PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!
If I had realized it was a dream, it would have been sooooooooo much better...
