The new 12 days of Christmas... written by JTF and robfharris

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The new 12 days of Christmas... written by JTF and robfharris

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On the 12th day of Christmas JTF gave to thee...
Twelve snappin' pus-says
Eleven ladies dancing
A 10!
Nine women... willing
Eight maids, um... milking
Seven sister's sinnin'
Six Ho's-a-ho'ing
FIVE PAM GRIER CLONES
Four Pints of Guiness
Three French maids
Two hot tubs
and a Richard Pryor movie!!!!
Now that Johnnie's gone, I guess I should start being nice to the cops.
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robfharris, lmfao..speaking of Pam Grier I spent xmas at my gf's family house watching Jackie Brown while they were in the other room doing something christmas like..Pam Grier may be 147 but she's still fine as hell
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robfharris,
Ya know I love this.. :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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bingolong, Pam Grier is so fine, after watching her in a movie I get so sexually frustrated I walk the streets randomly slapping the shit out of strangers..
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Murphdogg,
Pam Grier is so fine, after watching her in a movie I get so sexually frustrated I walk the streets randomly slapping old people for not giving birth to her.
Now that Johnnie's gone, I guess I should start being nice to the cops.
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robfharris, hahahahahah
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