OMG GOOD NEWS!!!!

Post by **tamra** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:04 am

I regularly play the lottery, actually 2 particular games just every now and then, playing just a buck each. and I won $300,000.00!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!! I had to share this news w/yall before I take off as I'm going try to hire a few off duty firemen hotties and get a bunch of whipped cream and chocolate to celebrate the winnings. (and then hide the evidence of that celebration from my sweetie)

I'll let yall know what I decide to do w/the rest of the money, knowing me I'll give a lot of away to those in need and donate to charities!!! man, oh man, this is absolutely amazing.

Post by **tamra** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:35 pm

deepseas,

"this is Tamra's people. she's not available at this time to discuss your said 'knowledge of her'. should she recall any of you motherfuckers, oooops, I mean people, she will be hooking each of you up left and right.

if you have any questions, feel free to contact us, her people, and we'll set up a time to get back w/you at our earliest convenience."

thanks,
"Tamra's people"

Post by **tamra** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:15 pm

deepseas,

"once again...this is Tamra's people. we will have to defer this matter to another timeframe, when it's more convenient for Tamra to deal w/this issue. thank you for your cooperation in this matter. she'll be returning in say a few weeks. I can pencil you in for 'never'. is that good for you?"

(get security on the phone, we may have problem on "aisle 13")

Post by **Mister Gee** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:56 pm

tamra,

You know that you're gonna break your mother's heart when you tell her that it's an April fool, she was gettin all ready to buy out aisle 13.....aisle 14....and aisle 21 (where they bake the bread!)

Enjoy the dough!

Peace gee
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Post by **tamra** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:49 pm

Mister Gee,

it's April 1st, well I'll be. ;p

actually, I'm not telling my moms about this one. you know she'll want to use the money to build a wall big enough to keep your mom from bouncing her big ass over.

Post by **Momof5** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:28 am

tamra,

Congratulations! WOW! You have a big heart and truly deserve it.

Post by **tamra** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:39 am

Momof5,

thanks Momof5. but sorry I forgot to tell everyone that was an April Fool's Joke, but astonamous and Mister Gee figured it out quickly because of the date ;p those cheaters!!! how dare they remember calendar evens when I'm talking to them!!!

Post by **Momof5** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:21 am

tamra,

oh..

Little slow on that one.

I did Aprils fool my family at the dinner table with my family, sister and her friend over and I announced that there was going to another little one on the way. I dragged it out for a long as I could. My hubby was shocked and my sister was crapping her pants and then I said april fools, but it was really funny because I had my tubes tied like 2.5 years ago. Even though I know it still possible its more unlikely that not..but still a damn funny joke.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:55 am

tamra,
DAMN!

I thought you were SERIOUS!!! For real (see how gullible I am???

)

But I was going to say though, if it were true, I was happy as hell for you! I would have been like: THANK HEAVENS - luck finally has shined down on a person that really deserves it & will do something worthwhile with that amount of cheese.

I was not hating at all....well just a little bit ( i was like, I wish it were me!)...but I was still for you happy though!

Then I read that you were just joking! I was like "That crazy girl!"

....you sure got us good (momof5 & I). Heck, I was really believeing it, especially with Deepseas and Trudy chiming in on Congrats and all!

Well, if you do play the lottery, lots of luck!

That one had me laughing - good one

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:08 am

tamra, damnit..I wish you'd of told me it was a april fools joke before I sent my woman packing saying "get you're non 300,000 dollar having ass up out of here"