good lawd, friday nite adventures

Post by **tamra** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:39 pm

ok so I'm at a strip club watching my friend work. I crocheted her an outfit, sistah girl made 200.00 in 1 minute

man, these women are working it. but this one chick looks pregnant. I kid you not. about 6 months working the pole. damn that Reaganomics

speaking of poles, NY'ers ain't real hustlers. there's a free pole on the subways. instead of that begging for food and shit, work the pole, bee-yotch, work the pole. we all gotta eat. "just tryna to help Ike"

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:44 am

tamra,

But wow $200!!!!?

Post by **tamra** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:44 am

bingolong,

about 10 minutes later a whole table of dudes kept asking me to dance for them. and I wasn't the only female visitor in the club nearby. and I was sitting in back trying to be incog-negro.

they kept saying "you not a dancer?" and asking why. duhhh I had on jean shorts, a v-neck tank sweater, and low heeled shoes. basically regular clothes.

but for 1 hour straight, a couple of them kept staring, grabbing, and trying to feel my legs or rub my back.

and you know me: [/i]nigga how much you paying? because if it ain't 3 times what I have in my pocket

[/i] even the strippers were saying "girl get that money", but one stripper had missing teeth, so I got distracted from the decision.

but I felt like I was in a broke version of The Player's Club movie, except the club was classy. Usher was in there last week.

but the DJ was jamming old school cuts, so I was jamming in my seat

so that was enough of a lap dance for him. and of course, the main dude asking wouldn't give me no lap dance when I flipped the script.

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:45 am

tamra,
b/c you were in there they probably assumed you were Lesbian and that probably encouraged them more

When I go to the strip club I go in on a budget....I take $20-$40 and call it a night once I [/i]blow that wad[/i]

Post by **tamra** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:14 pm

bingolong,

apparently a lot of men were on a budget last nite

even the DJ had to yell out, "this ain't the movies, yall just sitting here watching."

only the VIP room had cash-a-flowing

but naah it was clear I was there hanging out w/my friend, given how I came in escorted unlike others. and how one first started talking to me was over buying me drinks and asking me if he was my man, would I come here w/him (yet there were couples there too)

then the convo got deep. but those guys just wanted the ass he couldn't see. and one seriously wanted a date after our little talk.

and there was a large group of gay women, w/2 from Italy, there too stuffing cash in crotches. but strangely they were dressed like men.

and I have this rule about stuffing money down someone's ass that ain't mine or don't have a biological 8 to 10 umm...you know, whatever that thing is

Post by **tamra** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:33 pm

bingolong,

but that was the first time I actually hung out at a strip club. last time I went to one, Sue Rendezvous in Mt Vernon, it was to hand out cards and outfits made. one of the girls I was with didn't wanna stay even after we were invited to stay w/free drinks. yet she could have networked there.

but it was interesting seeing the power of money and pus-say.

I know we women can take over this world wearing just a g-string. Condo-wee-zay could have stopped the fighting in Lebanon immediately w/the right g-string on.

and made a lil change in the process.

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:58 pm

tamra,
I once wrote in rap " ...seems like the only time n*ggas get along is when that p*ssy divided..."

...I never seen any reason for a bouncer at a strip club except to prevent me from touching the girls at the club....

Post by **tamra** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:14 pm

bingolong,

well, there was a lot of touching at Sin City. and bouncers were mostly at door.

but one of the bouncers sitting and talking w/me said guys will come in there w/beef w/other guys. there's a metal detector at the door.

and cops outside ready. knives and other weapons are brought in regularly. why bring drama to a strip club? you know you far gone when you choose a bullet in yo ass over pus-say in yo face!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:48 am

tamra, you forgot to say..she's working her way through college..you know what Chris Rock calls the Great Stripper Myth.

Post by **tamra** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:05 pm

Murphdogg,

what college? the strippers institute of tricks?

naah, homegirl is trying to get paid and quickly. but she needs to think about modeling given all nationalities and ages of men fall all over each other to look at her when she's walking anywhere, including in baggy sweats and everyday clothes.

and I don't think the girl w/missing teeth has even seen a college in real life. ;p and the pregnant girl working the pole obviously flunked sex ed. between the two of them they probably think the SAT's mean "sex and tricks".

but the rest of those girls looked like moms working to pay bills.