Does anyone ever think of their missed sexual oppurtunities?

Post by **walrusjk** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:12 pm

I do going back to when I was a kid. To this day wake up and think when I was 12 and had a shot at a 14 year old but blew the chance because I was so ackward and inexperienced. A buddy of mine's uncle passed away and on his death bed motioned my pal close and whispered literally minutes before he died.."Never turn down a single peice of pussy in your life. You'll regret it when" and then pointed to himself. That's a true story...

Post by **hellifiknow** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:05 am

walrusjk,
I ended any chance of romancing the girl next door when I accidently took a big chunk of her toe off with a shovel but I was too young to regret that so the one that haunts me is...when I was 16 if a guy with long hair walked into the local redneck barbershop and wanted a trim he would get his ass whooped and a crew cut, I don't mind ass whoopins but crew cuts suck...anyway because I had long hair I had to drive to town and go to the beauty shop my mom went to for a hair cut and the lady who cut my hair arranged for me to come in after hours, she would straddle my legs and lean over in front of me with her shirt half unbuttoned and those titties swinging back and forth waving hello at me and they always were somewhere on me when she was beside or behind me...her shampoos and trims lasted forever and there was always something to look at or someplace to get touched and I damn well knew what she wanted but I was too fucking ignorant to take advantage of the offer, if I had a time machine I'd go back and kick my ass.

good thing my wifes home because after remembering that it's either her or the shower.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:22 am

walrusjk,

HELL to the YEAH!

My Man lives 3000 miles away - that is a WHOLE lot of missed opportunities - right there!

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:26 pm

walrusjk,heelifiknow,
Man I can't get that raw on rp.com ......plus isn't there a limit to how long your posts can be.....cause I will be at on a myear to year basis starting from the 80's on up!!!!!

Yeah miss out on some pus sucks....nothing worse when you get cocky and be like I will have another opportunity ...I mma play it cool this time....and yo ass never get to play in that pus again....WITH MY DUMB ASS.....

Post by **walrusjk** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:26 pm

I can remember 20 but I bet it's closer to 50. Ah well.. That's what beating off is for....

Post by **hellifiknow** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:12 pm

bingolong,
I want a signed copy of your memoirs when you write them ok?

I mean a signed copy of each volume of your memoirs.

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:13 pm

walrusjk,
Exactly!!!!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:33 am

bingolong, I turned down sex with the hottest women I've ever emt in my life because I was with my future ex wife at the time..When I think about it I still want to go look up my ex wife and shank her ass in the pancrease for turning that girl down. But I learned a valuable lesson, cheating is like insurance, you should cheat at least once on your girl so that way if she ever comes to you and says she's leaving you for another man you can say 'SO WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING OTHER WOMEN FOR YEARS"

Post by **walrusjk** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:02 pm

deepseas,
You are one wize and deep person. Someone did a good job with you or maybe you did a good job with yourself. Either way I sure love reading what you have to say...

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:48 am

http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/forums.cfm?forum=18 - YEAH I WAS ABOUT THIS CLOSE FROM HITTING YO MAMA BUT THEN YOU GOT OUT OF BED TALKING ABOUT "GET OFF ...YOU'RE HURTING HER"!!!!!' Had to do it.......