LAWD! HAVE MERCY!
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LAWD! HAVE MERCY!
What the hell have ya'll been doing up in here!
Missed ya!
Holla at your girl and tell me what has been UP, beside the price of gas and coochie!
Holla back!
Missed ya!
Holla at your girl and tell me what has been UP, beside the price of gas and coochie!
Holla back!
Where is the LOVE?
Re: LAWD! HAVE MERCY!
tis2flyyy, damn back when you were single we'd of got a 4 page report of all the crazy shit you'd been up to, now your domesticated like the rest of us
Shane God Damned Murphy
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tis2flyyy,
coochie went up?! damn, I did not get the memo. lemme go take that "sale" sign off the front lawn. why is it up? are the White House interns on strike and not giving it up since the Dems took over?? 
Murphdogg,
I know huh Murph. and I thought I had to slap a camera on HellifIknow's ass. T was out there having a different kind of fun. and we got to live through her.


Murphdogg,

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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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tamra,
tis2flyyy gets a 70% commission for anything that gets slapped on my ass and an additional 30% of all sales for each video or image to include movies, t-shirts, posters and lunch boxes. ;p
tis2flyyy gets a 70% commission for anything that gets slapped on my ass and an additional 30% of all sales for each video or image to include movies, t-shirts, posters and lunch boxes. ;p
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
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tis2flyyy,
funny you should mention coochie...I picked up a book at the goodwill with title "The Tunnels of Cu Chi", at first I thought my step-sister had wrote an autobiography but then I realized its about Vietnam Tunnel Rats...my heroes.
I was totally engrossed in a book about Sacajawea until the author described a woman breast feeding a beaver so now anytime I try to read the rest of it all I can picture is a buck tooth rat hanging off some girls titty.
;p
funny you should mention coochie...I picked up a book at the goodwill with title "The Tunnels of Cu Chi", at first I thought my step-sister had wrote an autobiography but then I realized its about Vietnam Tunnel Rats...my heroes.
I was totally engrossed in a book about Sacajawea until the author described a woman breast feeding a beaver so now anytime I try to read the rest of it all I can picture is a buck tooth rat hanging off some girls titty.

"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
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hellifiknow,

wait, dammit!
that's a lotta money.
[/i]mental note: partner w/tis2flyyy real quick or learn video bootlegging like yesterday![/i]


wait, dammit!

[/i]mental note: partner w/tis2flyyy real quick or learn video bootlegging like yesterday![/i]

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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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tis2flyyy, I took up running 8 weeks ago and WTF I gained 3 pounds. Same old shit new people in the White House. I am married and I do not get Coochie anymore. We are having my wifes big ass family over for Thanksgiving. Some of them are Yuppy Fuck Republicans. I thought about putting secret sauce in their pudding but I am affraid the good family members might eat it instead. I quess I will think of another way of making those sons of a bitches take it all. Yahh! I am ready for Holliday Hell.
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EddieHill,
they say muscle weighs more than fat, but I always thought a pound of this weighs the same as a pound of that...beer and football on Thanksgiving was invented just so we could ignore relatives like that, and being drunk is a great excuse to use if you do or say something that pisses the inlaws off...remember married=no pussy anyway so wtf, just don't let her know it was premeditated.
they say muscle weighs more than fat, but I always thought a pound of this weighs the same as a pound of that...beer and football on Thanksgiving was invented just so we could ignore relatives like that, and being drunk is a great excuse to use if you do or say something that pisses the inlaws off...remember married=no pussy anyway so wtf, just don't let her know it was premeditated.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
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tamra,
You are too funny!
Yep, the price on coochie went straight on up! Due to the fact that I am now 36, the coochie just got another vintage year added to it! So, it already COST to get a
[/i]ride[/i], now, it really costs!!!
& Murph D - I still have stories to tell, just Big Steve might not like it, so I sort out chilled for a minute!
But trust and believe, I am still pimping and keeping my game and [/i]coochie[/i] tight! Oh yes, Let me tell ya'll something.....
Just the other day, some man asked me "Is your husband married?" I said HELL-2-DA-NAW!!!, Is your wife married, fool!
& Don't trip, Steve know that I am a Playa and will be FLYYY till the day I Dizz-ie! It is all good.
PS...Be back tomorrow with tales from my B-day party and some pictures, if I can get them uploaded.
PEACE! MISS YOU ALL TERRIBLY!<-----did I spell that shit right, I am high right now, so everything looks funny!
;p





You are too funny!
Yep, the price on coochie went straight on up! Due to the fact that I am now 36, the coochie just got another vintage year added to it! So, it already COST to get a
[/i]ride[/i], now, it really costs!!!
& Murph D - I still have stories to tell, just Big Steve might not like it, so I sort out chilled for a minute!
But trust and believe, I am still pimping and keeping my game and [/i]coochie[/i] tight! Oh yes, Let me tell ya'll something.....
Just the other day, some man asked me "Is your husband married?" I said HELL-2-DA-NAW!!!, Is your wife married, fool!




& Don't trip, Steve know that I am a Playa and will be FLYYY till the day I Dizz-ie! It is all good.
PS...Be back tomorrow with tales from my B-day party and some pictures, if I can get them uploaded.
PEACE! MISS YOU ALL TERRIBLY!<-----did I spell that shit right, I am high right now, so everything looks funny!

Where is the LOVE?
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hellifiknow,
HEeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Baby! I heard that! I've got your back!!!!
HEeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Baby! I heard that! I've got your back!!!!
Where is the LOVE?