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Mister Gee, When he was a liitle boy in school he raised his hand and said that he wanted to be a burglar when he grew up. He just did not study up on it. Maybe he did not watch I Spy and Mission Impossible reruns while growing up. When he gets out of jail he should send it in to Americas Funniest Videos and make some money. Did you see how well he landed after falling? What a superstar! He could be a stuntman in Hollywood.
What I love about this clip is that you can actually feel the joy beaming from him as he walks around the store stealing stuff. For a brief moment, he thinks that he's THE MAN...
...this moment is then shattered when he realises that he's trapped. He throws the bottle at the camera in disgust and resigns himself to his fate.
I thought he killed himself the first time he fell through the ceiling...but he deserves a round of applause for the jump from the ladder with the forward flip through the ceiling and spine cracker landing.
this reminded me of the faces of death video where the bank robber takes the bank president into the vault after closing on a friday and has the door lock shut behind them, the idiot got so frustrated because the prez couldn't open the door right away (time lock, stalling or something) so he shoots the guy in the head and for the rest of the weekend you get to watch on the vaults security camera while the moron suffocates to death.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP