This woman, I promise you, on everthing I love, was standing on the street corner, ass as wide as the back door of a Lincoln Navigator - in a thong and a see thru shirt!
Imagine THAT!
I was like HELL TO THE MU-FKING NAWWWWWW!!!!
Being the real mu-fker that I am, I rolled my window down and yelled at her "Is anybody buying? Maybe if you would put on some big azz bloomer panties, you might look a bit more appealing....just a suggestion?"
The ho then gave me the middle finger, after sticking it in her azz.
I was like HELL TO THE MU-FKING NAWWWWWW!!!! AGAIN!!!!
I yelled out the window "Nasty azz ho!"
and drove off.
Was I wrong?
& what the hell is actually wrong with her azz anyway?
I think she had to be possessed by some wicked-try, as who in there right might would but a pair of thongs on a 475lbs azz, with veins and cellulite all over the damn place??
THAT SHIT AINT CUTE and looks nasty as hell, believe me! The sight in now etched indelibly in my brain. I have been traumatized, I will need 10 years of therapy to forget.
& Why was I on Figuerora in the first place???? I just bought an 10 unit apartment building - IN DA HOOD - so I can become hood rich. I would ask for your congratulations - but uhhhhh, well, we will see how things go! I only bought it, to resale it. I wonder if the hooker with the thongs-on-da-big-ole-azz will make my property value go up or down?
hmmmmm?
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