Larry the Cable guy..

Post by **Murphdogg** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:17 pm

get's about 300,000 per performance. that is about 299,859 more then me.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:32 pm

Murphdogg,
DAMN!

We are going to have to do something 'bout dat!

Who do I need to see. I am now officially acting as your non-compensated agent of record. Let me know who I need to put the gorilla pimp-down on? Aw'ight?

PEACE

Post by **Murphdogg** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:18 pm

tis2flyyy,
Hellllll yes, I just one 1/98th of his salary.

Post by **walrusjk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:22 pm

Murphdogg,
Ya but look at who he's appealing to. Never seen your act but I think you should be proud that the bulk of your audience isn't sitting in their lounge chair, wearing a chili stained tee-shirt, beer gut, listening to Rush Limbaugh and saying.."Get er done." every chance he (or she) gets then cracking up into a rotten tooth smile...

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:54 am

walrusjk,
I like making everyone laugh, but I actually prefer ethnic and working class crowds or younger crowds. But I'm starting to get better around the older wine drinking cheese luvin' uppitity burgoise crowd. larry the cable guy is a gimmic he made up, if he wouldn't of taken it so seriously and started trying to do bullshit right wing politcal jokes I may have defended him even though I personally don't like his comedy style.

Post by **mojones** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:57 am

Murphdogg,

"Larry the Cable Guy" is just an act. It's a means of making money. His jokes are sophmoric, but they're generally harmless.

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:21 pm

Murphdogg,
a friend sent me these, she lives in a town with a population of 47 and is the only local who doesn't look or act like Larry...#8 and 24 are prety good.

The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody c ares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow