Worse X-mas Gifts

[mojones]

Somebody said people don't post around here anymore. So here's my contribution. What's the worse Christmas, Chanukah, Ramadan or birthday gift you have ever received? Mine was a George Foreman grille. Almost broke my damn jaw trying to put it in. I still don't know how those rappers do it. (insert rimshot here)

[hellifiknow]

mojones,
back in the olden days music came on these things called records and there was no mistaking the shape of one gift wrapped under the tree so days went by while I anticipated and tried to guess if it was an album by Led Zep, Black Sabbath, The Stones or any of the other hard rock bands I loved, so imagine my joy when the day finally arrived and I got to unwrap my new Partridge Family Christmas Album!


we're taking donations to buy you a crack whore for christmas next year since you keep hinting about wanting a rimshot... ;p

[hellifiknow]

astonamous,

...that was poyfect, maybe the incense and scented candle my wife gave me would have been a better response but thanks to you I got some good stuff too.

my seven year old wanted drums for christmas but I couldn't find any within the budget, sometimes being broke can be a blessing.

[mojones]

hellifiknow,

If being broke is a blessing, then my house must be the kingdom of heaven. Last year was really bad. December 25th was just like 9-11 at my house! Ground zero under the Christmas tree. I like the Partridge family. I always thought the whole series was about one guy -- Rueben Kincaid on an acid trip. YOu ever seen the family bus? Now tell me that wasn't a drug induced hallucination!

[hellifiknow]

mojones,
I thought you was going to convert to Jehova Witness for the holidays, next year lets be Jewish so we can be a minority and rich too!...I grew up constantly hearing "you look just like Danny Partridge", which I didn't but it was better than being called Opie.

[walrusjk]

mojones,
What were you trying to put it in that made your jaw clench up so much?..Rim shot...