I just thought of the worst possible thing...
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I just thought of the worst possible thing...
My mind was wandering and after a minute I thought of the worst-case scenario for gettin some pussy...
Imagine you are happy, married to a great woman, got kids, go fishing with her father... you know, live life like a fucking Norman Rockwell painting.
Then, one night you come across the baddest woman you ever seen. You're a little bit messed up and lose your mind for a minute and end up back at your place. Your wife comes home (for whatever reason you thought she was gone for the night with the kids) and catches you neked with her. You hadn't stuck it in, but you were about to.
Now not only have you went from living the life of perfection to weekly motel rates, but you don't even know if the pus was worth it!
Imagine you are happy, married to a great woman, got kids, go fishing with her father... you know, live life like a fucking Norman Rockwell painting.
Then, one night you come across the baddest woman you ever seen. You're a little bit messed up and lose your mind for a minute and end up back at your place. Your wife comes home (for whatever reason you thought she was gone for the night with the kids) and catches you neked with her. You hadn't stuck it in, but you were about to.
Now not only have you went from living the life of perfection to weekly motel rates, but you don't even know if the pus was worth it!
Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
Visitor,
OUCH...
OUCH...

Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
Visitor,
If YOU did this shit, then you deserved your fate, good buddy!
Sorry to laugh atcha.... but that shit further confirms that NO MAN can be faithful, no matter how GOOD the bitch, oops, I mean woman is. Men let their dicks rule them. There I said it, now whatcha gonna do?![Devil ]:o)](./images/smilies/lildevil.gif)
If YOU did this shit, then you deserved your fate, good buddy!



Sorry to laugh atcha.... but that shit further confirms that NO MAN can be faithful, no matter how GOOD the bitch, oops, I mean woman is. Men let their dicks rule them. There I said it, now whatcha gonna do?
![Devil ]:o)](./images/smilies/lildevil.gif)
Where is the LOVE?
Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
tis2flyyy,
Nope. Never did that! If I did, wouldn't have thought of it. Never been one to cheat... The way I look at it, to step out I would have to look at the big picture and decide if 35 seconds of my life was worth tossing whatever I had aside. If it is, then I don't need to be there in the first place and split!
Nope. Never did that! If I did, wouldn't have thought of it. Never been one to cheat... The way I look at it, to step out I would have to look at the big picture and decide if 35 seconds of my life was worth tossing whatever I had aside. If it is, then I don't need to be there in the first place and split!
Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
Visitor,
as always, the power of the pus-say. since beginning of time, it has taken down nations, ripped thru inheritances, and divided families. I wouldn't be surprised to find out Eve told Adam, "eat this, or you gets none of this"
and I think I know why Christ had to be born of a virgin. God knew how yall mofos never like to climb on up out of, so had to find someone available. 
as always, the power of the pus-say. since beginning of time, it has taken down nations, ripped thru inheritances, and divided families. I wouldn't be surprised to find out Eve told Adam, "eat this, or you gets none of this"


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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
JTF,
I don't cheat either. but I think it's just because I'm too lazy to cheat.
I don't cheat either. but I think it's just because I'm too lazy to cheat.
Shane God Damned Murphy
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Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
JTF,
Dude, on the real. I applaud you.
My dude is not a cheater either. I guess it is a Detroit thang, huh?
Seriously, you are ONE IN A MILLION and please keep it that way. Please do not let no chicken-headed hoodrat azz bee-yotch turn you astray, either. Of course, I know you are too strong for that. Always keep your guard up because bee-yotches IS scandoulous. Fo' Sho'.
Dude, on the real. I applaud you.
My dude is not a cheater either. I guess it is a Detroit thang, huh?
Seriously, you are ONE IN A MILLION and please keep it that way. Please do not let no chicken-headed hoodrat azz bee-yotch turn you astray, either. Of course, I know you are too strong for that. Always keep your guard up because bee-yotches IS scandoulous. Fo' Sho'.
Where is the LOVE?
Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
Murphdogg,
On the real, I am not a cheater either. BUT I am a player. Don't get it twisted. I am always on the lookout to see what is really pimpalating, ya dig?
So, if I salivate over the buff brother standing int he bank line...I was just looking! Not lusting, I promise on everything I love!
On the real, I am not a cheater either. BUT I am a player. Don't get it twisted. I am always on the lookout to see what is really pimpalating, ya dig?
So, if I salivate over the buff brother standing int he bank line...I was just looking! Not lusting, I promise on everything I love!
Where is the LOVE?
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Re: I just thought of the worst possible thing...
tis2flyyy,
All men (except JTF) cheat if given the chance. The key is to not put yourself in a postion where it's even a possibility. Stay out of the club, work in places with only unnattractive women, put a pad lock on your drawls, whatever you gotta do. I've saved myself a lot of drama by simply going home and "handling" it by myself.
All men (except JTF) cheat if given the chance. The key is to not put yourself in a postion where it's even a possibility. Stay out of the club, work in places with only unnattractive women, put a pad lock on your drawls, whatever you gotta do. I've saved myself a lot of drama by simply going home and "handling" it by myself.
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