I can't wait for Obama to be president so he can make all the white people our slaves
1st time I'll be able to say: yo prez wuz crack-a-lackin and get a "holla back" response
I'll be able to say to the First Lady, "Gurllllll ya put ya foot in it!!" while unbuttoning my pants after a kickin' White House dinner. and oh yes, I'm lighting up a fat ass blunt right after.
When you call the White House, no more of that boring ass Muskrat Love or Fill Me Buttercup hold music. the hold music will be straight up N.W.A., Alicia Keys, TuPac & Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle - interns take notes on the Doggystyle please!!!

thank ya, thank ya. tip ya waitresses please.