>
>
> He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
>
>
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You
> are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely
> have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've
> got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll
> let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
> I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
> agreed.The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a
> large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over
> and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
> swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
>
>
> The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony
> Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All
> he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
> constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
> commented George.
>
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
> Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over
> his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle poses.
> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
> does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
> while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
>
> The devil smiled and said...........
>
>
>
>
>
> "Ok Monica, you're free to go"
;p :p 
