
Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
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Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
I'd really like to know 

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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
smjmcomic,
I hear that Toronto is nice this time of year....
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I hear that Toronto is nice this time of year....

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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
astonamous,
Well JTF owes me a dance
Well JTF owes me a dance

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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
smjmcomic,
Hmmmmm, JTF or Iraq?....the choice is yours!:p
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Hmmmmm, JTF or Iraq?....the choice is yours!:p
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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
Mister Gee,
Yeah no kidding
Yeah no kidding

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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
smjmcomic,
I'm going to tell them I'm gay, that seems to work.
I'm going to tell them I'm gay, that seems to work.
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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
Anditsdeeptoo,a sure fire way to get out of it is to join the air guard of a state...when asked why you joined the guard say you wanted to be a piolet like your pa..when further asked then why not be a piolet in a regular branch of the service start making up words, and dodgeing questions and say the word "freedom" alot..if that fails find someone who actually did serve and pay people to assinate their character...now if that doesn't work...randomly start talking about jesus..at that point if asked what jesus has to do with any of this, start talking about how gay marriages are going over topple the republic..if they still have a question start questioning their sexuality...
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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
Murphdogg,
Seems like the fail safe way!
Seems like the fail safe way!
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Re: Just in case how do you dodge the draft?
Just walk in the office wearing nothing but glitter and seamen
that should do the trick huh?
that should do the trick huh?
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