Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

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Just in case how do you dodge the draft?

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I'd really like to know ;)
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smjmcomic,

I hear that Toronto is nice this time of year.... ;)

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astonamous,




Well JTF owes me a dance :D
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smjmcomic,

Hmmmmm, JTF or Iraq?....the choice is yours!:p

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Mister Gee,



Yeah no kidding :lol:
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smjmcomic,

I'm going to tell them I'm gay, that seems to work.
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Anditsdeeptoo,a sure fire way to get out of it is to join the air guard of a state...when asked why you joined the guard say you wanted to be a piolet like your pa..when further asked then why not be a piolet in a regular branch of the service start making up words, and dodgeing questions and say the word "freedom" alot..if that fails find someone who actually did serve and pay people to assinate their character...now if that doesn't work...randomly start talking about jesus..at that point if asked what jesus has to do with any of this, start talking about how gay marriages are going over topple the republic..if they still have a question start questioning their sexuality...
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Murphdogg,

Seems like the fail safe way!
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Just walk in the office wearing nothing but glitter and seamen



that should do the trick huh?
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