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Anybody want to see me bomb? I'm about to go up at the LaffStop. I'm in the next set. I'm the guy at the table next to the big screen tv...with the laptop.
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Actually where in the hell is the laff stop???..... N#gga dont you know we (this board)is all over the fuckin world?.where you at! 

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deepseas,
I punked out. My intent was to pull a "Jerry Seinfeld." Seinfeld, you will recall, performed original material without relying on his previous jokes in the documentary Comedian. Well, I wanted to do the same. Didn't work out like that. Silence still freaks me out. I got three jokes in and I just went back to auto-pilot. My Dick Cheney joke went over well though. But it was hack before the night was over. I guess I'll try it again tonight.
BTW, I was in the LaffStop in Houston, Texas...
I punked out. My intent was to pull a "Jerry Seinfeld." Seinfeld, you will recall, performed original material without relying on his previous jokes in the documentary Comedian. Well, I wanted to do the same. Didn't work out like that. Silence still freaks me out. I got three jokes in and I just went back to auto-pilot. My Dick Cheney joke went over well though. But it was hack before the night was over. I guess I'll try it again tonight.
BTW, I was in the LaffStop in Houston, Texas...
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Mo-jones,
yeah it's like boxing ...time for round two, this time nock they asses out! & deepseas speaking of moons, my moon is in sagittarius!
yeah it's like boxing ...time for round two, this time nock they asses out! & deepseas speaking of moons, my moon is in sagittarius!

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deepseas, when all else fails just say "give it up for our troops" 17 times during a 5 min set.
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deepseas, the sad thing is I've actually done that..
Shane God Damned Murphy
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deepseas, hell yes, they have to clap on that or I'll report them to Homeland security
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deepseas,
the thing about our troops is they dont know what the fuck they fighting for, so if some body says give it up 4 the troops (one) thing comes to mind, "america aint no diffrent since the war started"!,,,, as a matter of fact the only thing that has changed is 'Mother-Nature has been Raising Hell' ever since!!!...
excuse me but im not a political dude
the thing about our troops is they dont know what the fuck they fighting for, so if some body says give it up 4 the troops (one) thing comes to mind, "america aint no diffrent since the war started"!,,,, as a matter of fact the only thing that has changed is 'Mother-Nature has been Raising Hell' ever since!!!...
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