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Post by **mojones** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:44 pm

Anybody want to see me bomb? I'm about to go up at the LaffStop. I'm in the next set. I'm the guy at the table next to the big screen tv...with the laptop.

Post by **keavin** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:46 pm

mojones,
dont bomb dogg!!!

Post by **keavin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:14 am

Actually where in the hell is the laff stop???..... N#gga dont you know we (this board)is all over the fuckin world?.where you at!

Post by **mojones** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:37 pm

deepseas,

I punked out. My intent was to pull a "Jerry Seinfeld." Seinfeld, you will recall, performed original material without relying on his previous jokes in the documentary Comedian. Well, I wanted to do the same. Didn't work out like that. Silence still freaks me out. I got three jokes in and I just went back to auto-pilot. My Dick Cheney joke went over well though. But it was hack before the night was over. I guess I'll try it again tonight.

BTW, I was in the LaffStop in Houston, Texas...

Post by **keavin** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:01 am

Mo-jones,
yeah it's like boxing ...time for round two, this time nock they asses out! & deepseas speaking of moons, my moon is in sagittarius!

Post by **keavin** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:31 am

deepseas,
you mean like a fly drawn to a freshly laid Terd!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:40 am

deepseas, when all else fails just say "give it up for our troops" 17 times during a 5 min set.

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:23 pm

deepseas, the sad thing is I've actually done that..

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:13 pm

deepseas, hell yes, they have to clap on that or I'll report them to Homeland security

Post by **keavin** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:01 am

deepseas,
the thing about our troops is they dont know what the fuck they fighting for, so if some body says give it up 4 the troops (one) thing comes to mind, "america aint no diffrent since the war started"!,,,, as a matter of fact the only thing that has changed is 'Mother-Nature has been Raising Hell' ever since!!!...

excuse me but im not a political dude