Does anyone ever think of their missed sexual oppurtunities?

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robfharris
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Re: Does anyone ever think of their missed sexual oppurtunities?

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walrusjk,
WHY? That's like forgetting to play your lottery number one day and a week later checking to see if it actually 'hit' that day.
NO, don't do that... unless you are John Mayer and you have one more song to write for the album DON'T think about missed opportunities!!!!
Now that Johnnie's gone, I guess I should start being nice to the cops.
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Re: Does anyone ever think of their missed sexual oppurtunities?

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robfharris, Don't get me wrong. I don't obcess about it pal. Just thought I might get some funny stories from suggesting the topic. You are very Zen in you're "Be here now.". Peace . Shit I missed an opportunity to pick my nose a half hour ago. Shit!...
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Re: Does anyone ever think of their missed sexual oppurtunities?

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I went to spring break in Florida in the early 80's when I was a teenager. I was told beforehand the girls are very aggressive and want to get laid quick. I said "yeah right.."
When we got to Florida I was in the parking lot of a nightclub just chit chatting. All of sudden this extremely cute blonde grabbed my belt buckle and rubbed my **** with
her other hand! Since I was so young I didnt know how to react. I started talking to her but she didnt wanna hear that. She just wanted to get laid! She literally started begging. Looking back, I should have f**** the s*** outta her. My friends still clown me about that experience.
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