what's the worse joke you ever told on stage?

Post by **Murphdogg** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:05 am

one my worse jokes was I tried to make a Quantum Physics Joke that went something like this "there is a theory that states that any time two outcomes can happen, they actually both do, and alternative universes are created, that means that there is a infinity of universes with a infinity of variable you's in that universe, so tenically speaking, it's possible there is a universe somehwhere where this joke has a punchline"....everyone just looked at me

Post by **Murphdogg** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:58 pm

come on now, up the bad jokes suckas

Post by **Murphdogg** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:57 pm

I have a horrible confession to make..that joke is still funny to me...sure fire proof that I'm a damned nerd

Post by **JTF** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:17 pm

Murphdogg,

I had a joke bomb really bad once. It was so bad that I never told anybody about it until now, son.

Post by **Appaloosa** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:45 pm

Murphdogg,
funny.......could you be a little more vague?....

Post by **smjmcomic** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:18 pm

Topic: what's the worse joke you ever told on stage?

Take your pick

Post by **mojones** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:28 pm

My worse joke onstage? It constantly changes every week.

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:07 pm

mojones,

Post by **jane_haze** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:43 pm

bingolong,

You know, I find that even if you tell a poorly thought out concept correctly, it's not *that* bad... it's just when you throw uh's and "and um.." that it becomes incredibly bad.

I've had my share of those moments in my modicum of stage time...

Post by **mojones** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:51 am

Murphdogg,

Jane-Haze is right. Oftentimes, the problem is in the execution. I actually like your joke! Made me laugh. Maybe if you can shorten the set-up or put more emphasis on the punch. I dunno.

Most of my bad jokes are ad-libs. Like the one last night. Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are getting married tomorrow. Man, what are the odds? One day the Vatican buries a corpse and the next, Prince Charles is marrying one. The only people laughing were the guys who didn't have a date anyway. Thankfully, though, I had prepared material to save the day.

Actually a lousy joke doesn't have to spell disaster. As long as you have proven jokes to bring you out of it. It can actually work toward your advantage -- endear you to an audience. But you better have something